Wait, if you don't wear a bra, you miss out on the AMAZING 6pmish feeling of taking your bra off when you get home from work. Mmmmm 3 more hours.

The booking was chill as fuck, though.

God I wish I could go without a bra. But these boobies are big and, frankly, every day activities HURT without support.

If a doctor or medical professional asks you to do it, nice try, Dr. Feelgood, but these clothes are staying on. Use your x-ray machine to diagnose skin cancer.

Agreed. We should be Hollywood makeup artists; apparently we have the methods down.

"this looks like she's about to blow up a tiny balloon."

If this was a fancy place with white tablecloth, I would totes agree with you. However, this guy is simply trying to get attention for his frou-frou burgers and fries. Burgers are low-brow food. Sure, get inventive and dress them up. I love burgers as much as a filet but they are completely different foods for…

This is some South Park shit that they're trying. You'd think if he was as alpha male as he thinks he is he'd actually face the charges instead of trying to place the "my evil twin did it" card. I thought Alpha Men didn't need lawyers.

This is so sad. She's one of those people that seemed immune to illness and death. She was hilarious, irreverent, rude, and larger than life. Even when she was controversial (or maybe especially when she was controversial, I do love a good contrarian), I got a huge kick out of old Joan. What a legend. Rest in peace,…

I like to think Elaine Stritch answered the knock at the Pearly Gates and that they're both sitting having vodka on the rocks, talking shit about everyone.

Help me, my daughter's not talented!

Farewell, and may the Schwartz be with you, Dot Matrix...

I just hope women out there learn a very simple lesson from all of this. If you don't want the naked photos that you took in the privacy of your own home posted on the internet then, well, the internet can't ever have existed in the first place. So someone is going to have to take it upon themselves to travel back in…

I can only imagine the leg waffles this will lead to.

I'd argue that Jay Pharoah's impersonation of Kanye has done more for the world than the real Kanye. I love the ridiculousness of the parody. But that's just me.

I haven't seen Wahlburgers and that is because I cannot stand Mark Wahlberg. I just don't understand how this guy became famous—for ACTING. He has the skill and charisma of a plate of flan.

Think about how many people choose to do it a second or even third or fourth time. I did it twice. I promise that I didn't stop after two because labor/delivery was bad. :)

I don't know if I've just been out of college to long or what, but my immediate reaction to this term was "Ugh, who wants to ruin an opportunity for a good nap with fucking?"

But can she put together the silver monkey?!