I hope Yoko Ono isn't my Secret Santa this year.
I was watching A League of Their Own this weekend and thought the same thing! She's awesome. Also, very tall!
It's only a matter of time. Waits patiently.
This bears repeating.
What's really upsetting about this story is that it's happening at the same time as reproductive rights restrictions. So: Don't have an abortion, don't have access to birth control, but once you have that kid, child care? You're on your own.
Parents are older than ever, so it's definitely not younger parents.
Just One of the Guys? Wrong '80s movie, Jenny Lewis.
But the quizzes that tell us which Harry Potter house we'd be in still hold up, right?
My dad did something very similar to Alicia Silverstone. Saw her at a Starbucks in LA about 10 years ago and spent 15 minutes trying to get her to remember which of me or my sisters she went to high school with. She was like seriously, did not go to your daughters school! He told her to check her yearbook when she got…
circumcision is when a dick is filed down into a point, yes.
I think the lede here is buried, in that according to the OP on MTO, Drake is a CUNNILINGUS MASTER: "I must have c*me like 3 times while he was doing it. On after the other, after the other. I have had my box eaten hundreds of times, but no one has EVER done it like Drake. He has a real talent. His tongue went from…
Well that's taken the shine off the bracelet that I spent what feels like my entire adult life making with my 6 year old cousin.
As a pregnant lady in NYC, I can officially say my prayers are being answered.
Congratulations. Emily is gonna grow up to be literally the worst.
I do not put Chipotle in the "fast food" category. Nor Moe's. I have weird designations in my mind but I do what I need to do to make it okay! The rules are fluid, man.
I would almost not mind all the outrage over his work if he was any damn good.