Well thankfully you've got the site with all the recipes on it to refer to if need be. Her brownie recipe is...obscene.

Plus a dishwasher is not a disposal! It's not built to handle solids! My husband doesn't rinse dishes. He learned this from his psychotically cheap-ass mother who probably considers the rinse to be a waste of precious water bill money and oil bill money. It's the same reason he only uses an eighth of a tablespoon of…

:( How could you break up with Barefoot Contessa?? How will you know the latest ways she's surprised Jeffrey?? :(

You can always tell the kids who never get messed with! I feel like it's our duty to teach kids to laugh at themselves, lest we raise a nation of Kanye Wests.

Mark. MARK. 55378008?!? 6th grade me and you would have been friends.

People who don't laugh at their kids are annoying. My friend NEV.ER. laughs at her son because he's such a fucking treasure.

As in all things, Deb to the rescue.

But isn't the "broth" in question just like, tomato juice and pasta water? :( I wouldn't attempt this recipe because my husband hates tomatoes with the fervor of a thousand barfs, so unfortunately I can't find out for myself.

I think the majority of her one-pot, quick dinners are normal, but this one can't possibly taste good. :(

That pasta has been on her site for a while now, but lately it's ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT. It appears in my Facebook feed on the reg. Like yes, making the whole pasta dish in one pot sounds great, but I'm pretty sure pasta is gross when it's not cooked in water that was already boiling. I.e. When I make soup, I cook…

Oh god, this photo is embarrassing. Not only his face of "buttons=time travel????" but the caption that repeatedly mentions that he's in a place for "young people." You're 32, William!!! You look like my dad trying to use his iPad!

I thought JJ Abrams' adaption of 11/22/63 was going to star Lens Flare? Lens Flare is his muse.

I don't think using "bacteria" is beyond the pale. Especially since we live in a world where anti-bacterial products are every ten feet in hospitals, malls, supermarkets, and many other public spaces. Their products are marketed on TV constantly. My having an English degree doesn't mean I don't find the use of "germ"…

Of course "germ" is a broad term for all sources of contagious disease, but it just seems so condescending to use with adults.

How about you stop using the R word, fuckface?

But it's literally classified as a fucking germ?? It's not a virus or a bacteria or a pathogen? If it lives as spores inside the lungs, why isn't it referred to as such? I was under the impression "germ" is just something we tell kids so they wash their hands. I am floored that "germ" would appear in medical lingo…

"Germ???" "...in order to determine if he or she has the TB GERM???????" Is that as medically accurate as we can sound, public health officials? Or are we going to diagnose this as a case of the yucky buggies?

Ooooh I wouldn't let my parents (or in-laws) come to the hospital until my kids were born. And the amount of bitching my mom did about THAT only solidified my resolve to respect my daughter's privacy—both in childbirth and beyond!

My husband, bless him, has never said anything as to what he saw...other than things like, "They both came out face-up, but (son) opened his eyes and looked right at me when he was still halfway out. It was creepy." It's a reminder that—even though being the one doing it is 8 trillion times worse!—I never want to have…

Oh lord, I didn't even think of that. X(