Well clearly if you don't eat fucking chicken then there is no need for you to know how to roast one.
I had a boyfriend whose mom never teased or laughed at him, she just praised everything he did as amazing. Needless to say, he finds it hard to laugh at himself now and that is no fun because I express love through teasing and pointing and laughing (as my family did to me......). Luckily my nieces and nephews know…
Early in the first book there's the scene where they go to the Wizard bank to see that it's being run by short, greedy, ugly goblins with comically exaggerated noses.
Is there any way to rear my American child to have a Belfast accent?
Having a bit of experience with three year olds, I must say that they do occasionally hit in frustration. They're not the masters of self-control that we want them to be, and that is fine, and it doesn't mean they will become abusive. What concerned me were some of the threats she was making (the man will take you…
That mom is my kindred spirit. What the fuck is the point of pushing a melon out of your hoo-hah if you don't get to point and laugh when it grows up into a hilariously inept toddler?
Friends! I have excellent news. Smitten Kitchen reviewed and revamped this recipe, and she came to the same conclusion you did about gooey noodles, etc. Her solution was to substitute in faro for the pasta, and my god is it heavenly. I recommend that you cook it immediately. http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2013/07/o…
martha has like, razor sharp wit, and i love it. like she could pretty much slice and dice anyone into mincemeat and she usually just hints at it.
Martha Stewart is the queen of fucking everything.
"Right, I get it. We'll be a team. With your top-hair and my side-hair, we can't be stopped."
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Octophobia: no longer the fear of losing two fingers to the immersion blender. I have to use it for this new thing now.
If "bootstraps" fucked a yogurt commercial, the bastard offspring would be "Love yourself more."
Pathogen would be the same as germ! Something foreign that can cause you to be ill. Not to mention germ also means something else in relation to plants (wheat). I'm sure there are a bunch of UK words that Americans wouldn't use also. Anyways I see why it bugs you. During a doctor's visit when I was 13, a male…
The medical practice I go to publishes all its material in both English and Spanish, and uses "bacteria" in both. Some material is published in additional languages. The only one of those I read is Russian, and they use "bacteria" there, too. I trust that my practice and the hospital we're discussing both understand…
#NotAllMcGees
fashion police without Joan will fail. E! Should know this, it's failed every other time.
Seth Rogen is the single redeeming thing about James Franco.
Mr. Inq stood by my head and declined to peek. I fully supported his decision.