I broke my tailbone pushing my son out. At first I thought I was in so much pain from the epidural and the misery that is hospital beds, but nooooope. The best news is, there's really no good way to treat it. 11 months later and my ass still hurts when I sit down.

Double high five to you! I hope that baby sleeps like Rip Van Winkle and never battles a solitary gas bubble. I was lucky enough to avoid a C in my two late baby pitocin inductions but like you, it was my worst fear. Whenever my doctor would come to check on my slow-moving labor I'd weep, "Are you going to gut me like…

HEE, I too was worried about my husband. My friend worried about the nurses and doctor, but they see that (literal) shit all the time. I was scared my husband would be traumatized after watching poo leave my body.

It's The Worst.

That was dark, but a well-needed moment of levity.

Thank you, Mark. I could literally stare at that dude's back and arms all day. And then the outline of his butt in the towel.......

UH, not only did this happen this summer but it was MINUTES from my house and I DIDN'T KNOW. How do I move on from here, you guys? This is like falling asleep right before man walked on the moon and missing it. :(

I feel like motherhood shouldn't be attempted by women who can't roll with a punch, because that is all motherhood is, in varying degrees of pain and intensity. Dressing your kid up for Christmas only to have them get explosive diarrhea in their car seat? Little punch. Thinking your kids arent all they're cracked up…

I was pleasantly surprised by him. The choice to tap-synch is genius.

This was before the Naked palettes, which I actually think are utterly fantastic...but in her cart was like a purple and green metallic eyeliner and a super glittery shadow. They make really good products but they definitely skew toward edgier, more daring makeup.

Agreed, especially if they exclusively made foundations and such in darker tones. But nope, dumb-dumb just heard "urban." :P

agreed , they are the only thing I take on trips.

My OB-GYN practice only hired a female doctor after I'd had my first kid. I had her deliver my second, because after meeting her I found her extremely likable, but I have to say I preferred the way my male doctor did L&D. And also he ended up being the one to circumcise my son (even though he hadn't delivered him) and…

Oh Jesus, the word "urban." I once looked in my (60 year old, white) mom's online Sephora shopping bag and saw some Urban Decay products. I said, "Uhhh you are NOT ordering Urban Decay. That brand is not for you." And she responded, "Why? (Whispered) Is it for Black people?" I was like, "JESUS CHRIST, NO. It's for…

This headline loaded before the photo and I read it and thought, "Meh...that won't be—(photo loads) OH MY GOD LOOK AT STAY-PUFT IT'S AWESOME."

I was JUST talking to my husband about Ecto Cooler!!! My phone wants that to be "ectopic cooler" which really takes the fun out if it. : /

Ugh, all I keep thinking is, "Was she IN it?" Like that's a 97% chance of yes, right? Because why else would this asshole take one? That's so sickening. "LOOK ME AND JOAN RIVERS LOL"

I couldn't figure out what that was supposed to be , but I think you're completely correct.

Awww okay so that wasn't the best of luck but I'll bet that project scratched your creativity itch! I've only just realized how much I need that in my life. The cost is a big bummer though. :( How about a yarn wreath? Nearly impossible to go wrong and you can probably get everything for under 10 bucks. But from…

I feel like someday we'll find out that somewhere in the back of one of Martha's greenhouses there's a plant with a heartbeat that gave birth to Pinterest.