Seriously, my brain just kicked up that whole episode for me with that one little prompt. Thank you, weird, addled little creative brain. May your free TV and radio clips never end.

You really took it that way? I hear moms say stuff like that about babies all the time and have never thought it was meant sexually, because it wasn't.

I have such mixed feelings watching this. First, disappointment that her voice isn't better. Second, delight in seeing someone dance on TV as mediocrely as me. Third, I'm still terrified of nuns. Eight formative years in a New Jersey Catholic school scarred me for life. I'm a grown woman and still run to the…

Shouldn't the Italian Voice just be a bunch of hand gestures?

"Stupid babies need the most attention!" That was one of my sainted mother's favorite episodes (second only to the one with John Waters).

A little while ago I had to take a 2-hour adoption seminar before I was allowed to take my new kittens home, and I kept telling all my friends and family that I felt like Marge at the parenting class and no one knew what I meant! So thank you!

AND MISS CLAUDETTE.

LAURA BECK!!! HI LAURA BECK!!!

I don't hate her as much as other people seem to, but I definitely find the other characters much more interesting.

"not in the past year"

After hearing all the stories about this type of thing from pregnant folks, I REALLY want a maternity shirt that says "Don't touch me" and "Don't talk to me" on it.

I don't understand how People's article focuses so much on how Prince William loves Coldplay while only casually mentioning that he likes LINKIN PARK. That should be the damn headline.

I'm not sure what's more pathetic:

Listen I watch way too many ID shows online, so I cant judge you.

Um, Fatal Vows I believe. It's all about marriages that turn deadly. I knew he looked familiar.

So he'll be in college before he even hits puberty? With that obnoxious attitude already?

Yikes.

YES on not liking the Flip or Flop couple. They're just...urgh. Also their taste is the absolute worst. (Every tile they pick is the color of poo with gold flecks!) And she needs to step away from the spray tanz because it makes her look like a human Flavor Blasted Goldfish. When they haven't sold a house by the end…

Lets hear it for the ladies who can't buy button up shirts!

I'm not poo-poo'ing the research, but the way that research is handled in the media. Every little sneeze of information gets presented like it's a breakthrough, when it's not. Even in this study, it's pointed out that not all boys who were exposed to higher levels of T in the womb developed autism, just some. So,…

This is what sold me: