But I just bought such a cute wardrobe of little outfits for my pet chicken cutlet!!!

IT WAS ME, THAT PICTURE GIVES ME VERTIGO AND I AM NOT ASHAMED.

Your mom wishes you would call. Why don't you ever call?

It's incredible the stuff they turn into gifs

Ariana Grande can saaang, but it always sounds like she has a head cold. I just want her to blow her nose. Or maybe try a neti pot.

So that's why it didn't work out with Ken.

I believe 'Justice' is the one you are thinking of.

I was going to start searching and enter my own nomination, but I think I'll just accept that this is the Ugliest Wedding Dress Ever Created.

Welp, there goes the rest of my night

EMMA, WHY!?

Emma Thompson's wedding dress... (But Mama June's realtree wedding dress... yowza.)

Jezzies... these comments...

Salute.

The first time I EVER had an orgasm was with an electric toothbrush. I was a rising junior in college and living with some older girls in a house over the summer and over and over again they'd talk about coming and I'd be like yeah me too. And finally I guess somebody notices my blasé attitude and straight out asked…

You made me LoL. Such an exhausted bear from all the maulings, that one.

Are Kimye normal'ing as a vacation tactic?

"You almost broke my hideous glasses, you piece of shit!"

Ugh, weird Disney people.