"Is Josh giving you shit because he's going through his post-adolescent idealistic phase?"

In the 90s I HATED her. Now I love every ounce of crazy!

OOOO I love Charlie Cox! In "Stardust" when DeNiro "cuts" his hair longer and he gets all great with his sword? (not a euphemism! At least, not on purpose!) Swoon.

Best guess? Chet is the personality equivalent of a Dorian Gray portrait for Tom.

Please, oh please, oh pretty please, do yourselves a favor and find the audio of Tig Notaro telling her "Taylor Dayne" story. I know it was told at least once on Comedy Death Ray (now CBB) in 2009.

Also please enjoy Dolly and Kenny Rogers singing "Islands in the Stream."

Yeah, the front kinda looks like a bib. On the plus side, you know you're gorgeous when you can rock straight hair parted down the center.

I'm trying to think of why it bugs the shit out of me that Justin Bieber can identify Dolce & Gabbana dresses, but I can't come up with one darn reason other than "I hate Justin Bieber."

I'm assuming these were soft shell tacos. Hard shell constitutes a felony in most states.

I'm watching the last four episodes of The Mindy Project from this season and they beg the question: why doesn't Tim Daly get more play these day? Rowr. He's aged...quite nicely, thank you very much.

you're FUNNY and yes, that WAS some stoooopid food bullshit. just like most of the shit that comes out of kanye's mouth. pleeeeez, can't someone just make him SHUT-UP!

I...actually really like it. Like, really really. Never thought I'd be saying that about John Mayer covering a Bey song...but there you have it.

I can explain this to you, without the french! Celeriac is celery root. It's sort of parsnip-y, but not as sharp, and is super delicious as a puree. Vitelotte potatoes are a variety of potato that is blue...they taste more or less the same. Mille feuille are a pastry, traditionally with multiple layers of puff pastry…

Also stop saying #blessed and #soblessed. I hate this so much.

So this will finally spare us the scourge of naked statues!

Are they ever, though?

Absolutely not. Honestly. I bet he's always a little sweaty and smells of chicken broth.

Had I been a girl, I'd hve been Lauren. Luckily, I was a boy and named after my grandpa, Jack who died a month after my Irish twin sister Jill was born.

I'd pay for that. Do you offer the service when my stinky husband and son come home from their father/child campouts?