Yeah, if I get my toes done I can wear sandals every day and it still lasts for months, but if I get my nails done, they look pretty for three hours tops.

Look on the bright side. You can use your nails to file your other nails.

It looks like the bun on some of those sandwiches is a donut. Which I could get behind, both as a 6 year old and a 25 year old.

Thanks Erin. I was blowing off meditating for reading this article, but I still got a healthy dose of mindfulness. I'm going to stop struggling in this 300 sandwich world and live the middle path of zen where each sandwich is an act of meaning in itself, not a sandwich intended for a reward. All we have is the now…

It's the first marriage for her, the second marriage for him, and the last for neither.

I wouldn't even make that guy a bologna on Wonder Bread.

This is the part I would find difficult as well - where does it ever end? Once I am required to give TWs for my readings, it is my obligation to be hyperaware of ALL of the possibilities the literature could be triggering, and this can lead to all sorts of trouble for me if I DON'T manage to uncover all triggering…

Actually, I think that you are right.

They rioted because they had a flimsy excuse to riot. Nothing more. Nothing less. As a teacher for eight years now, I can honestly say high school students are the most devious people on the face of the Earth. Sad but true.

its the best fall to sleep stuff ever! so relaxing

Best reference ever!! The other day i said "conceal, don't feel" as a response to something during lecture and I was so pleased with myself.

I shared this story not long ago on another post, but I'll share my rom-com prom story.

"Messing up the words to my own song, and I don't care..." Now THAT is diva. Luh huh.

I was glad to see Josie Grossie, but y'all missed this one:

Ermm, yeah, cue the sound of The Point whooshing over many heads at once...

My commencement speaker was the CEO of Sesame Workshop and... the Cookie Monster.

I ask the same question about Jessica Simpson all the time.

There are some souls that make the reaper very sad to take. She would be one of them.

It's not a theory baby. Some enterprising googling on the part of myself and another Jezzebelian has shown him to be a maker of clothes for people going to Burning Man. I highly recommend googleing Hem/\Haus and beholding the wonder for yourself.