They really under-served us by cropping that photo.

When we say "new bachelorette contestants" we really mean "discarded contestants from 'Dream Phone'"

I call bullshit. For many reasons, but mainly because I don't see Jay using the phrase "you're one to talk" like a 14 year old mean girl.

I apparently have the whitest white ice cream truck ever in my neighborhood. It plays Für Elise.

That kid looks like she's in her 30s.

It's like celebrities are all children and we go back and forth between being proud of their accomplishments and arguing about how to raise them.

Bring on the "FIX IT, JESUS" memes.

Poor Kelly. Always getting overshadowed by Beyonce, even at her own wedding.

Back to the basement for Solange.

I was ready with a "just stop" post about Cheri Oteri, but then I thought back on it, and Baba Wawa was Oteri at her least intolerable.

According to friends that have worked with him Zac Efron is and has always been a nice boy.

Are we sure this isn't the same rabbit?

Kevin Connolly is just the very definition of gross. If gross were to be liquified, distilled, crystallized and made animate, it woulf look at Kevin Connolly and say, "Ew, gross."

Seriously, Stan?

This makes me happy in that we've come far enough that espn would air it. It makes me unhappy because, ew, strangers having messy cake kisses.

I love that this plays on national news stations. Deal with it, homophobic dudebros.

so I just found out I'm pregnant, first kid with my husband. We had had no success for a year and proof an egg decided to latch. I've been in a fog fluctuating between awe, horror, worry and awe. We're in our mid 30's, my husband is being very up beat and I feel bad because I'm not jumping up and down ! I'm just like…

I feel you, Jon. I have a GIANT head and I can't find a decent hat to save my life.

I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this clip