It's the 'do it right' comment that irks me.

Well, the McNugget Accountability Agency (McNAA) would have been a better place to start. If she couldn't get satisfaction from them (they do have a reputation for being a little slow at times—bureaucracy, you know), she could have also gotten in touch with the McNugget Action Committee (McNAC). Now, they are not…

Say what you will, but this is a really baller move. Game recognize game.

Astrology isn't trying to get evolution out of school curricula.

Judge me, interwebs, for although I think the prediction of future through the stars is hogwash, I have found that many, many people I've encountered in my life have had strong personality characteristics of their respective zodiac signs. SO, THERE! MUCH PROOF! SO SCIENCE.

I took it more as a rundown of the fashion choices WE ALL MADE in the 80s because those styles were fucking hilarious. 1980s pictures of everyone I know, including myself, are perfect for making fun of.

You have got to be kidding with the 'insufficient funding' theory of teacher bomb threats.

Maybe she was gassy. She looks gassy.

I feel like I'm supposed to dislike January Jones. But she is good at the twitter. She seems pretty funny.

"The foot of the bed." - Rachel Green, 1994.

Willfully mispronouncing Beyonce's name like that is SUCH a microaggression (well probably not so micro). Basically he's saying that he will identify her as he pleases, in the context of a guy who understand French inflections but will not accept a different interpretation of the sound in reflection of her own…

I kind of love Chris O'Dowd. He seems so sweet and beardy. I especially love his show, Moone Boy! Too cute!

AC Slater, I'm disappointed, please return my Buddy Band immediately!

One of my favorite, almost certainly apocryphal, stories is about Princess Margaret meeting Elizabeth Taylor. The princess saw Liz's huge engagement ring and commented that it was 'tacky'. Liz slipped off the ring and offered it to Margaret, who slipped it onto her own finger. Then Liz smiled at the princess and asked…

Don't forget the shoes! The shoes!

"Who ARE these people?"

chubby cheeks, baby cardigans and seersucker shorts, oh my!