That's the thing with the State guys, though. But in my mind, they're actually going way past the wink. They know how completely over-the-top and self-aware they're being, and they do it to an extent where that becomes the joke. They just push and push to where it actually becomes a little absurdist (not just meta).

The amount of math that isn't math on standardized tests is really crazy. There used to be a website that collected a lot of them, but I can't find it anymore.

We can't let them corner the market on best food AND crazy masturbating.

And what's more YOU DO NOT WAKE THE BABY.

I was babysitting once and they had exactly this kind of thing where you could control the camera to move, etc. I periodically checked on toddler girl who was angelically sleeping during nap. The next time I turned it on and panned down, she was sitting upright directly in front of it, staring at me. Her eyes were…

I just withhold sex from my wife every time she hugs our daughter. Take that women!

I was in middle school at the time and was shattered when he up and died on Teddy. I was waaaaay too invested in that relationship.

I don't care, either. I live in an apartment, where am I going to store a preserved dress box? Right now, my dress is inside a garment bag and then inside a vacuum-sealed storage bag (yep - PLASTIC). I will never wear it again. No one I know will ever wear it. I'm holding onto it for sentimental value, I guess?

How perfect that the Internet gods decided to answer your question by having a spambot reply to you. Internet = increasingly Worst Thing ever.

Before and after of a professionally cleaned and restored gown from the 40's.

My mom and I (57 and 37) have both had crushes on George Clooney since he was on Sisters.

Right..I'm 27, my mom isn't a clooney fan I am...

But some of those dresses she has worn before and will wear again... so they weren't bought for the tour only. Like the blue wedges are old, and the gray and white dress...

(I'm a huge fan of her style. I pay attention!)

Dane Cook's money maker, for the record, is a box full of Louis CK's old material.

Yes! I rode a train cross-country in 1997 and a large group of Amish got on in Chicago. Quite a few of the younger married men (they had beards) were in the smoking car, chain-smoking.

This is so sweet. This guy looked like he needed some good news in his life.

Dat little Amish boy is making my ovaries explode...

When my daughter was in pre-K, the school sent a note home. She was in the bathroom with the teacher assistant and burst out with "THIS FUCKING DOOR WON'T CLOSE." She's slipped in a "shit" here and there since, but most of the time she is chastising me for MY language.

My 6-year-old said "fucking hell, the flour's going everywhere" last time we were baking, when the flour was, in fact, going everywhere. And when I looked askance, she repeated "fucking hell" a couple more times to make sure I heard it.

doesn't the clip say it's egg rather than puke? One is way less cray than the other