Jackee spoke for all of us there.

I could spend all day posting IT Crowd gifs based on this comment alone. Pure gold.

My dad was the same. We have family videos he made of me eating coal. A+ parenting!

I initially missed the fact that it said your 5th birthday and thought you were a very awesome adult. I'm sure you still are, just not one that gets stuck in ballpits apparently and that disappoints me!

I am like your dad. I joke that intervening would compromise my journalistic integrity. I haven't worked on a newspaper since high school.

"Every Boob is like a Snowflake", coincidentally, was one of the last cuts off the Frozen soundtrack.

(I was wearing tights and also possessed very weak little girl arms.)

The text on the website is so beautiful in it's poor translation.

He seems to have turned a new leaf lately. His tweets that have been showing up on tweet beat have been pretty decent. I'd rather see more of his tweets than another one from Joan Rivers! I'm talking to you Kate Dries!!!

Is Hilary Duff musing upon disposability and consumer culture in honor of Earth Day?

"But for real tho wanna get some pipe"

women can talk like sexy babies and remain appealing, but men cannot.

Mrs. Charming Potato sure is pretty.

It is a really pretty name. :)

Yup. Clear case of doppelbängers.

Thank yooooou! I think I'll get one of those.

Ugh, me too. My mother has mad skillz in that regard, but I just never managed to figure it out. Which is lame, because stores never have that exact piece of clothing I'm looking for. SIGH.