lessons! I sew like crazy but also took classes. You need someone to teach you when learning a serious machine, don't feel bad.

My husband is a carpenter, which requires delicacy, precision, detailed work and craftsmanship. He also knows how to sew. Made the curtains for our daughter's bedroom. Pretty sure he would give Garfield the side-eye too.

Her reflection isn't moving. D:

I saw a mouse there in little red underpants that left nothing to the imagination. And you could easily see his nipples.

Ours is a Sears Outlet now and is similarly camouflaged (i.e. not at all)

Goddammit, I'm just gonna switch to cash and checks. That's right ladies, I'm that asshole in front of you writing a check in 2014.

That Michael's in the picture clearly used to be a Circuit City. I have nothing else to add.

I have to limit my trips to Joanne's, because otherwise I would have no money for food and I would never come out of my house, because I would be doing craft projects ALL THE TIME.

Uhhh, is this where they got their legal advice?

The next time you tell that story, it should end with "And rams weren't even our mascot. We were just too lazy to draw anything else."

We made balloon arches for EVERYTHING. I still know how, actually. Don't remember algebra, though.

Do we live in the same house?

Can we bunny bomb you for posting this?

I once heard you're supposed to hold the glass by the stem so your body heat doesn't warm up the wine too much... Not sure if it's true. my mum was pretty drunk when she told me.

No argument there. However, just being an asshole does not a lawsuit make. Lawsuits are for when actual, considerable harm has taken place. Nobody deserves a massive payday just because they were made to briefly feel bad about themselves. If that were the case, I'd be driving a 911 GT3.

This is so sad until you have a baby, and then it is absolutely heart breaking. I'm hugging my fussy baby close tonight thinking about these innocent babies.

Reminder: most states have safe haven laws. If, for whatever reason, you are panicked about needing to care for a baby or feel the need to hide that you had a baby, please drop the child off at a hospital, police station, or fire station. It will be cared for.

I just had twins about two weeks ago, and holy shit. They are wonderful and I'm so in love with them, but they are waking up very two hours at night, then it takes them about forty minutes to finish a bottle, get changed, and fall back asleep. I really hope it gets better. I can barely function. I had help and backup…

my friend has a bottle of Zac Efron backwash

Yep, those people who say everyone "did just fine" argue that time with the new human they created is unnecessary, that the woman who went through hell is OK on her own, and that things around the house just got done by magic.