Try Costco. I think their in-house brand had longs, but I was only looking for short. Last pair I bought were $17.

"Everything's comin' up Millhouse!"

You're probably about one million times more likely to be in a car, so naturally you are more likely to be injured or killed in one.

I love how most people say yes in a tone of voice that's like obviously.

A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS REGGAE

So much for "born this way"?

I'm giving 3-1 odds on gay sex.

Yes! It's really sweet to dress babies all in white. (At least for important occasions — but spit-up and drool and even milk doesn't really stain white cloth, so maybe it's not even that impractical?).

Say crack again.

I was a nanny for several kids in college, and the little girl I watched who was literally addicted to screens...it was traumatizing. All the kids I watched who had tech limitations and restrictions had better reading and also social skills.

I love how neutral the clothes they put him in are. I guess it's unsightly to have pics of the future king in a train printed onsie, but I'm lovin the baby sweater vests.

I remember when my kid was born (about 10 years ago) doctors had just recommended pretty much no TV until the age of 2. There had been a study where they had done brain scans of babies who saw more TV and the brains were developing a bit differently. Not necessarily differently in a bad way, but differently. One of…

Seriously. Did you see that part starting around 20 seconds where she quietly entertains herself with a toy in the background? Christ, that kid is worse than Pol Pot.

OMG. "Chickacret." I can't stop watching and laughing, watching and laughing. What a grat tim.

Why are we not still doing phrasing?

He will no longer be right here waiting for her.

I want pics in December when Jez asks for pictures of everyone's Christmas tree.

There was one lecture hall on campus with lefty desks at UCSB when I went. I'd watch someone sit down in the seat and then flail around looking for the desk part. Then I'd go kick them out so I could sit there.