I agree with you about it being something you just get through! When I put on the gown to have my second I was like, "Today is going to SUUUUCK for me, but this time tomorrow, it will all be okay." And it was.

:( I just want to give you a misery high five, fellow broken tailbone sufferer. We are sisters in "Suuuuuuuucks."

: | I don't ever want to see myself from that angle, no less while I'm spewing blood and baby, and tearing my gooch to oblivion.

My friend requested one! "It helped because I could see the pushing was working." : | You know how I know pushing is working? The doctor yelling, "You're doing great, it's working!" When I had my son a few weeks later in the same hospital, my nurses got a, "You don't just show up with a mirror here, do you??? DO NOT…

You can do it! Toward the end of my first pregnancy I'd look down at that big belly and be seized with, "JESUSCHRIST HOW HOW HOW HOW" panic. But it just...kinda happens! When you put on your hospital gown, allow yourself a full minute of "UGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" but then you just go from there. Although I will warn you about…

Congratulations, and didn't worry. I have 2 kids and purposely didn't look down as either of them emerged. Other than seeing a lot of bloody gauze and having a hot bloody baby plopped on my stomach, I didn't see anything.

Christmas Eve?? Ugh that's like, an epic level of selfishness. That's like the "I need to be with my family" Red Zone of holidays.

I'm sure they all appreciated the rescue, but I don't blame those ducks for running like hell. They probably expected him to give chase, yelling about the good word of Jesus.

I also find him insufferably high school goth kid. Like "We get it. You're DIFFERENT."

Plus, Depp can't even touch Wilder. Wilder had that amazing mix of mad man and genuine sweetness with way better comedic timing.

You deserve lots of praise for anything involving car maintenance! Because that mess is a pain in the ass.

Hee, that sounds like good advice. I recently read an article that advocated never telling a child that he or she is smart, but exclusively praising them when they overcome a struggle to do something. I just picture a future in which my children never bother getting 100 on a test but then call me into the kitchen to…

Ugh, just being reminded that the Burton/Depp version exists angries up the blood all over again.

Oh, Kanye wants to do a comedy movie like Anchorman? That's perfect. It's always the utterly humorless human beings who make the most hilarious movies. (Insert obligatory Gay Fish reference here.)

Did you see that documentary MTV did about the start of her Vegas show? She seems...fragile. Like, eggshell-fragile. So I don't know if it's the worst thing in the world that someone is guarding her every move, but I also don't think she has the mental/emotional readiness to get married. And the conservatorship…

"I'm going to let you in on a little secret about <b>weddings</b>: Tradition be damned."

It should just read "LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME ARE YOU LOOKING?????"

Now I'm worried about how well I "know" Britney Spears because I ABSOLUTELY knew it would be Lucida before I clicked.

Hilarious about white/brown rice. I always try to eat brown for Health Intentions—because how different could it be! It's RICE. And yet one bite in it's, "My health is not worth this suffering."

And where is his JACKET at the Emmy's?? This isn't your dad's retirement dinner at the fanciest catering hall in northern New Jersey, assface.