Heh, I also saw that and thought, "Does that show take place in the 30s?? I thought there's like, texting!"

Genuine LOL.

that is disturbing on countless levels.

Oh I didn't mean that you implied you were in any way pro-militant. I was just saying in general that it would be disgusting if they were, but if it's desperate civilians...it's not great, but it's also not entirely unforgivable.

HEEHEE, or maybe Men's Whorehouse?

If the rebels themselves are doing the looting then they can go fuck themselves sideways. But if it's civilians who live in the area, they could certainly get more use out of cash or travelers checks than the now-deceased person to whom they belong. At this point I can't worry about their possessions when there's a…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but people living in an area controlled by militant rebels are probably not having the easiest time of it, right? I'm honestly speaking with no knowledge of their situation, but you hear "militant rebel takeover" and your first thought is not, "Oh they've probably built schools and hospitals…

I love that I don't even need the glimmer of a perfectly round head to know who they're cackling at.

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Tripping and falling? Funny. Falling in a costume? Funny. Costume losing its face? Funny. Leading a face-free performer in a panic off a stage? Funny. Giggling kids and a dad narrating in his delightful accent? Icing on the cake.

I thought the same. When I used to work at a gym, some of the other trainers would book Vegas weekends and then prep for them like they were entering a pageant: extra workouts, zero carbs, tanning. (Men and women!) I'd bring in homemade cookies and hear, "those smell amazing, but...I have Vegas coming up." How shallow…

Oh, I deemed it hipster because I figure that selfies are a hipstery thing, and then a toaster is lame...and getting a custom toaster made is even lamer...so those factors circle back around to making it hipster-worthy again.

bless you.

This is dumb, but whenever I see him without his Lorne Malvo bangs, I'm relieved. Like, "Oh, he's not...he knows! He must know it was bad." 1, it was one of TV's Very Worst Wigs (no Hair Emmy for you, Fargo!) and 2, even if it wasn't a wig, it's a horrific choice of hairstyle.

No one has posted Liz Lemon's "Hipster Nonsense" gif?? You guys. I am disappoint.

You are awarded all of the stars.

HEE. I just started an FNL rewatch and at the first sight of him I emitted an, "OHHHHHHHHHH" because I forgot. I FORGOT THE HOT. And then I looked up from my iPad to see my husband staring at me with alarm. So, yes. Ditto the vagina goosebumps.

Hee, my husband has a couple of samurai swords, but we have small children so any and all sharp "toys" are banned from this house.

Oh god, yikes. You sound like a very patient friend. :)

OOOH, I've done gone and upset the angry hillbilly contingent. Try not to read any books when you're out there waiting for a deer to shoot, wouldn't want you to find your way to getting your head out of your own ass. And "spending the day trying to have sex with something??????" What does that even mean? Are you…

HAAAAAAAA, my mom gave those gun-knives to the dudes in our family for Christmas. She must have gotten them in those catalogs old people get, because they're "collectors items" and each gnife has a different old west person on it. When my husband opened the blade on the bullet and I saw that was ALSO a knife, I nearly…