jennyroundthebend
jennyroundthebend
jennyroundthebend

"He may not be as good looking as Chris Hayes,"

Yay! Excellent tiny-human building! (And last go-round, you might not have been able to breastfeed; but I bet your brand new person didn't go hungry, so that's not flunking at all! A+'s all round for you!)

Yay! Congratulations!!

So happy for you! I had a 33 wk delivery via emergency c-section that I didn't handle with nearly the grace you seem to possess. That kid is now a lip gloss wearing tween who has surpassed my every dream of her. Nurse and cuddle as long as you can because it goes by so quickly.

Awwe, congratulations! That is wonderful!

Yay! Congratulations! That is awesome!

Congratulations on your newest family member!

Yay to you! And to baby! Hope that your baby is smiling and bald, because bald, happy babies are the best babies in the world. Enjoy the little guy. While he's feeding, hold his tiny hand, that is such a great feeling.:)

Ugh, I once texted my ex after 5 months of radio silence. At 3:00am. The text read, "Hey home skillet. How are you? I'm just being normal."

not a cat, and really giant :)

It's also my birthday! I'm turning 25, and hope to give myself the gift of self-acceptance this year. I want to be okay with not being super pretty or fit or thin, because I'm otherwise pretty awesome and should put those other things first. For now, I got myself an awesome leather jacket in this lovely emerald color

Finally! A method of flirting I can understand!

Of course, if it were a male monkey throwing stones everyone would be up in arms. Misandry!

Nah, that color is great on fair skin, especially if you have a pink undertone like me. You'll have to fight me for it.

The issue is that Kris willingly changed her last name from her ex-husband's (Kardashian) to her new husband's (Jenner) and then told new husband that she wanted to switch it back to her ex (dead) husband's last name. That's weird and hurtful. If she had either a) not changed her name at all and kept it Kardashian

He must have misunderstood "tenderizing."

That is the cutest thing ever!

She's a stupid betch.