Her relationship with her mom seemed terrifying and awful. I hope she's better with her kid.

As annoying as I find Farrah, I do feel bad for her. I remember from a reunion show that she actually went to her mother because she wanted to have an abortion but her mother wouldn't allow her to get it.

Ha! My doctor once told me that if early-stage drinking led to fetal development problems, 90% of his patients would have issues.

Ha! I think so, too. I am serious about the books. The one dealing specifically with my parents/the orphanage is called Crown of Thorns and is available here: http://www.paraphiliamagazine.com/oneirosbooks/c…

Oh yeah, you KNOW he totally liked his own comment.

Do not look up any images for krokodil.

I gave one of these to my 16 year-old son as a reminder to treat no one more like a Queen than his mother.

I actually work from a diamond lap top.

You missed the point by a mile and a half, kiddo. Unless your fiancee is also your daughter.

Why didn't they just make it a crown of thorns and get it over with?

Or they've just been so thoroughly indoctrinated into the idea that virginity is the sole measure of their self-worth as women that they just can't admit to anyone, despite all the evidence, that they've had premarital sex.

Well, he's dead now, so I don't think it matters much in terms of prosecuting him.

I stayed in the Lizzie Borden house this year. I highly recommend doing it. She's definitely guilty though. She AND her sister. The tour is great and if you stay on a Sunday night, there aren't that many people there so you can walk around the rooms after the tour. It was scary as hell to stay there because it…

No. Doodles, we're in the very last days of 2013, this died around summer time. Keep up with your gotdamn memes and stop looking so basic. Sad for you.

Oh please. Bey is far from white. She's just one of the many (delicious) varieties of african american.

I got the potato gloves from last year's hater's guide. Love them.

Im sorry but Im really fucking disgusted by the way this whole thing has been reported in the press - jezebel included. This is a story about an abusive man trying to destroy his victim after she leaves him. A story of a domestic violence victim triumphing after her attack. A lesson for people everywhere!! Instead of…

HA! There's a new church that just opened right down the street from me called XTREME HARVEST CHURCH! For serious. I've been operating under the assumption that they are turning swords into plowshares via dirtbike races or skateboard competitions.