I've been dragged to that church. UGH. The worst was when the singer of the 12-piece rock/jazz band started singing about "Daddy God" with more vocal flourishes than Christina Aguilera. I finally told my host, "believe it or not, my decision to stop going to church was not based on the church being insufficiently…

However, any man who does so without his wife in the room is bordering on homosexuality activity, particularly if he's watching himself in a mirror and being turned on by his own male body.