Just knowing that you've made someone scream "Nooooooooooooo" at their monitor is always enough to bring the Lulz.

The worst part is knowing that the "World's Greatest Aunt" mug she gave her was a total farce

Okay, that's a little bit b... .... no. No. Still hate him.

I'm trying to think of why it bugs the shit out of me that Justin Bieber can identify Dolce & Gabbana dresses, but I can't come up with one darn reason other than "I hate Justin Bieber."

Right, but she's famously discussed her Armenian heritage, and Armenia is in the Caucasus region. She's literally Caucasian.

For me, it's kinda like watching a puppy bark at its own image in the mirror.

I think it's difficult for most people to admit their ignorance the way that Kim Kardashian has with regard to racism. I don't understand the instinct to mock someone for this. Thinking that these issues are everyone else's problem is not actually that uncommon, especially for this generation. So good for her for…

Guuuuuyssss... She is young. We all have been young. We all didn't just come into existence with a deep understanding of feminism and what it truly means. And I know a LOT of us also did the, "I'm not a feminist, I love men!" thing at some point. Most of us had a long journey to get where we are and still have a…

The second round, targeted at young men is called "Choose Courage". Why not continue with Choose Purity if that's what we're on about, right?

Pork belly is pure heaven. Get it in a really good restaurant and it will change your life.

one of whom scared the 7-year-old Star editor's son

Dear Barbara:

"Ah yes, Furbee McGoo. "

St. Peter: Jesus Christ, Right Hand of the Father, Blood of the Lamb, and Forgiver of Sins, I would like you to meet your biggest fan, Colton Burpo. He's been here before. But now he's here for good. *whispers* He and his parents were killed in a car crash.

*Jesus chokes on bong hit and spits fetid bongwater all over…

I like to believe that these are things he says in real life to the vast discomfort of those around him. "Hey Colton, how's it going today?" "GOD HAS A FIRE SWORD."

"Heaven babies are forever babies" is going in my work email signature.

It doesn't help that his Twitter avatar is super creepy, too.

"And, incidentally, at some point yes, it may be your job to hold the baby, because you're a person living in a society with babies."

I'm also a person living in a society with penises but that doesn't mean it's my responsibility to hold every one that isn't getting enough attention.

I'm pretty sure the poster is just trying to stir the pot. There is no way anyone actually believes that, right? RIGHT?

I think the dress was gorgeous,it just didn't fit her at all