I'd like to say my hubby did this and I think he nailed it.

My first birth wasn't so bad. Second was excruciating. Two words: epidural failure.

And I love that we can admit now to not being 100% fulfilled by babies and baking and cleaning without being branded as Unwomen. Some people like baking, some people like babies, some people like investment banking and rocket science. And these likes don't have to be gendered!

The predominance of male test subjects in the past is due to what our bioethics seminar instructor referred to as "protecting to death" women and children. It took a while for it to occur to medical professionals that women and children were physiologically different and deserved studies aimed at their care, and,…

I am not a science person, but why do certain diseases show up more in certain populations if there is no difference? Like Tay sachs in the Jewish population, or sickle cell anemia among blacks? How does that work?

But is it called a fex? Or a Sfax?

Faxing a photocopy of your butt was the original sext.

I really think the erotic fax is not utilized enough. Not only is it a sexy sheet of paper, there's the thrilling chance your co-worker might get to the MFP before you and see that you too are having hot fax-y times.

No abortions after 20 weeks stands, actually. This only struck down the admitting privileges.

Well, I'm still working on a Bachelor's over here, but I think I'll follow her example and swap out Mr. for Dr. It's so much more flattering, don't you think?

OMG I (as a non-English major) hate it when people say "should of" instead of "should've" SKLJDF:S:JK HELP

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I honestly do not find this stunt that different from all the "SAVE THE BOOBS!!!!!11" narratives surrounding breast cancer awareness. Breast cancer is not about boobs, sex, or saving boobs for sex because men love boobs. boobs. Breast cancer is a type of cancer that - sadly - kills people. The entire person, not just…

I re-read that headline about 5 times before the words actually sank in.

Maybe they're both cats.

Yes, this. I love my last name, but... My gentleman friend has a very common English noun that most people can pronounce and spell for his surname and I would take it for the efficiency of not having to say every effing letter in my last name ("WITH A K. A K. AND NO, IT'S AN E.") to everyone ever all the time. …

MOTHERFUCKING TAKEN, FLUTERDALE

We should make matching t-shirts. Do you also have a half-assed hairstyle because of the same reason?

I really hate this author all the more because of her little bio.

I hate it when people make me side with Jersey Shore cast members.