When you read your own writing, does it have a British accent in your head? One thinks it probable.

I agree and take pictures. We lost a very close family friend a couple of years ago to a very aggressive cancer. There were only about three months between diagnosis and death. My daughter was an infant then and we realized we had no pictures of them together, so we made sure we got some good ones, so that she could…

Mine would come to the door in only a nightshirt and do a mini can-can routine when the bus pulled up. She also used to run through wal-mart crowing that she was the “teal power ranger.” Still refuses to pay my therapy bills.

I keep thinking of a David Seders quote: “You can mop or you can have a clean floor, but you can’t have both.”

We have a lot in common: I’ve worked on the recent POS breaches and advise my small business clients regarding staying on top of things. I’m working on my Google Admin Certification now, which has been fun, for someone who was nearly 100% troglodyte at one point. I do represent humans who come up short of moral…

Not just us; hundreds, maybe thousands. And listening to the President getting self-righteous about the criminal nature of these hacks makes me want to punch him in his stupid hypocritical face. Then bottles and chains or nah?

Yeah, I’ve already started drafting a class-action complaint. The only spreadsheet I have has men who paid. I don't have a female version yet, but I'll look for one. Good advice, thank you.

Um, except he was on it. It was an awkward conversation that involved a story about too much alcohol while he was in DC. I downloaded his email files, his Facebook data, basically all of his files. We back everything up to a Time Machine so I could go back to that point in time and double check. He never responded to…

That’s a fantastic idea. Much more useful than finding out who in my hometown is a cheating SOB. ( I’m also bitter because they stole my email address from seven years ago and it’s my name!) I once had a client who owed a rather large sum of money to a bank. When the financial crisis hit, they sold their files but his…

I’m mad. But, then again I found out they stole my old email address. I cleared the two email addresses that I use now initially . But I read an article this morning saying that they stole a lot of email addresses from women. So, I went back and checked my email addresses from undergraduate school and law school. One…

I do live in Arkansas...

Candy. My kid is like a bloodhound when it comes to candy. She can hear a wrapper opening from two floors away.

Tell me more about how I can use my 3 year old to make me rich?

That's really funny. And at least you know your neighbors meant well.

What? How is it better to remove all doubt than to raise some suspicion? People have to cancel appointments all the time, btw. You just have something come up at work and need to reschedule for the next week.

Cheer up! People are slowly crawling out of the grey caves, one by one. If we're good, maybe we will be out soon.

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"Fuck you, 2014." —Malaysia Department of Tourism (I get to use this quote way too much).

My skin is crawling, I have goosebumps and I probably won't sleep tonight.

1. I live in the Deep South. I don't care if it's 45 seconds. This pretty much answers through 4. 5. Tire iron, and yes I could bust a window in the front of a van safely. I'm sure you aren't trying to be insulting, but I'm a really good lawyer. They would owe me and I would have a Rule 11 on their lawyer, assuming…