"I want to date you and your feelings on the situation don't matter!" I hate those guys.
jennyfromtherock
jennyfromtherock
Next time get two, not frozen, light on the sour. Then an espresso. You'll be amazing until 4ish.
WHAT
...It wouldn’t be unusual to see them leave the front desk and play Frisbee or kick a soccer ball out front. Then during office parties, they would pop their shirts off and serve a tomato-mozzarella appetizer — cater waiters. I mean, these are people who work here.
Video of these "cater waiters" on the way to work:
Practical Magic and The Craft are some of my favorites. But Anjelica Huston as the Grand High Witch is the BEST.
I knew a dude in high school who mainlined God's ENTIRE name in a bathroom stall at a Denny's on prom night. Dude never made it to prom. Jesus totally revoked his hall pass.
I'm going to raise money to start a charity that will protect people in Africa from charities like Invisible Children.
...one of whom informed us he’d received an email requesting that he express his support for the sultry Brazilian.
Star chefs were meant to cry?! I just snorted all over my keyboard.
I wish I had time to work out three times per day. I wouldn't...but it would be nice to have that kind of time.
Well, maybe they took their nametag "Exotic Animal Dealer" off and therefore could not be identified.
It's just that by the time they get to the end of the thread, they've forgotten what they just read. Perhaps some kind of mysterious memory affliction?
I'm really loving how nobody is bothering to read the replies to you before answering.
The song I sing at my house goes like this...
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT BABY HEAD THING AHHHHHHHHHHH
They judge people as their family time? Ok then.
My son is an asshole but I'm still planning on getting his name tattooed on my upper arm. ;-)
It is a design element off of the back of the first stove in our first little duplex after we got married. Its a cool 50's pinwheel type design. I have the original, my husband has the inverted. We are foodies to the core and while we lived in that house we entertained regularly, had a little wine club, wrote a…
FUCK YOU. These companies make record profits and huge amounts for their shareholders (look at Chipotle's share price sometime if you want a nice shock) and can't afford to pay their front line workers a living wage?