You mean "HANDS" OFF "HIM"

NOT WITH THE ALL-CAPS YELLING! That's "very" aggressive and NOT feminine. NO RETURN EMAIL FOR YOU"!"

Today I am grateful and humbled by my 1 year, 148 days, 22 hours and 45 minutes of sobriety. RIP Lisa. Fuck Alcoholism....

You guys.

since when does wearing a grille and saying "yo" require some giant real life epiphany? it's not like she's rapping about how many years she spent being oppressed in the slums of detroit (which would be a blatant lie), she's doing things that are pretty much fashion statements no matter who does them.

Oh god, jazz. I am well aware that jazz is a wonderful art form, and one of the few original American contributions to the world, and that it's simply that I have very unsophisticated tastes...but I would rather chew my own leg off than sit through (another) three-hour set played by an amateur group in a badly-lit…