This is clearly chem trails at work.

I've never read any fan fiction, but I hear it's an up and coming genre. Is this basically how it goes?

I definitely agree that having a deep-seated belief in conspiracy theories doesn't automatically qualify you for a mental illness. And anyone who thinks that the gov't could pull off a conspiracy that involved as many people as Sandy Hook did has obviously never worked for the gov't, because there is simply no way…

Ha! I totally did the "not ALL white people" voice in my head when I was reading that. Hmmm....I suppose you could be correct. I guess, in a way that's what I do too, because having long term delusions isn't my particular flavor of mental illness, so it's easy for me to say, "You would have to be crazy to actually…

Fellow mentally ill person here. I can definitely see how someone who doesn't know how common beliefs like this are would think, "Well, that person can't possibly be in their right mind." And I'm sure there are plenty of people like this who are mentally ill, but when you find out how common delusions like this are,…

Well...that's just shitty. I would never want to be famous because I really, really hate people being in my business, but there's probably a number out there that would make it worth it. But having to fly coach and deal with crazy people just sounds like a private little hell. The only really famous person I've ever…

I once worked on a huge airline merger (I do antitrust stuff) and I learned a whole, whole lot about codesharing and all that crap, but I forgot it as soon as possible. There are times you really don't want to know how the sausage is made, you know? Do you think Edward Snowden got to hang out in a fancy lounge in…

That's what I put in my husband's stocking for Christmas! Aggghhh! I would suspect that you were my husband, except he flies Delta with me, because we appreciate the finer things in life. Like Biscoff cookies, for example.

Are you a pilot? How do you know all this? Does everyone know this stuff and I'm just really dumb? I'm always suspicious that people tell me I'm smart and then whisper "Bless her heart," as they walk away because it turns out that I'm actually really stupid, but no one has the heart to tell me. But you can tell me the…

I live in Little Rock, so I understand the regional jet thing, but it seems like they only put the really fancy clubs in the terminals with the fancy flights. I don't know though. They would definitely never let me into one of those. Someone listed all the requirements and different combos that get you access and it…

What's the point of having people in your face and business if you aren't at least rich? That just seems like the worst of all possible worlds.

I once put Biscoff spread on Biscoff cookies, but it seemed like it was upsetting the balance of the universe, so I stopped.

I'm 5'5" and regular coach seats kill me, I can only imagine how terrible it is for someone over six feet. The first time I rode first class (for work), I distinctly remember thinking "I'm never flying any other way!" but the government insists I pay back my student loans, so that's a dream that's deferred for the…

Isn't it funny how fast you can become a snob? I got upgraded to first class on a flight a few months ago and within minutes I was way too good to mingle with steerage class. Back to the real world now, but it was fun while it lasted. I guess that answers the question about what kind of celebrity I would make (hint:…

Not to brag or anything, but us Delta folks get really good lemon cookies that are totally worth covering yourself in powdered sugar for.

I'm just surprised that there are celebrities who don't fly first class. I just assumed they would.

I think the technical name is a "with someonelsie."

I'm only familiar with Delta (you and a guest get in free with an American Express platinum card, by the way) but yeah, free drinks, free wifi, hummus, carrots & ranch dip, and the best little lemon cookie things. In Tokyo they have sushi, pasta & soup. The Dallas one has these really comfortable Eames lounge chairs.…

My first visit to England was to meet my (now) brother in law, who told me the corner store near his house was called the paki shop. I had no idea what it really meant, just thought it was British slang. I announced to an entire party of my sister's friends & future relatives that I was going to the paki shop for more…

I think the issue is more about when people wear straight up tights that are sheer across the ass and you can see the tag through them. Really, it's an opacity problem that we should be talking about, not a cut issue.