That's what I put in my husband's stocking for Christmas! Aggghhh! I would suspect that you were my husband, except he flies Delta with me, because we appreciate the finer things in life. Like Biscoff cookies, for example.

Are you a pilot? How do you know all this? Does everyone know this stuff and I'm just really dumb? I'm always suspicious that people tell me I'm smart and then whisper "Bless her heart," as they walk away because it turns out that I'm actually really stupid, but no one has the heart to tell me. But you can tell me the…

I live in Little Rock, so I understand the regional jet thing, but it seems like they only put the really fancy clubs in the terminals with the fancy flights. I don't know though. They would definitely never let me into one of those. Someone listed all the requirements and different combos that get you access and it…

What's the point of having people in your face and business if you aren't at least rich? That just seems like the worst of all possible worlds.

I once put Biscoff spread on Biscoff cookies, but it seemed like it was upsetting the balance of the universe, so I stopped.

I'm 5'5" and regular coach seats kill me, I can only imagine how terrible it is for someone over six feet. The first time I rode first class (for work), I distinctly remember thinking "I'm never flying any other way!" but the government insists I pay back my student loans, so that's a dream that's deferred for the…

Isn't it funny how fast you can become a snob? I got upgraded to first class on a flight a few months ago and within minutes I was way too good to mingle with steerage class. Back to the real world now, but it was fun while it lasted. I guess that answers the question about what kind of celebrity I would make (hint:…

Not to brag or anything, but us Delta folks get really good lemon cookies that are totally worth covering yourself in powdered sugar for.

I'm just surprised that there are celebrities who don't fly first class. I just assumed they would.

I think the technical name is a "with someonelsie."

I'm only familiar with Delta (you and a guest get in free with an American Express platinum card, by the way) but yeah, free drinks, free wifi, hummus, carrots & ranch dip, and the best little lemon cookie things. In Tokyo they have sushi, pasta & soup. The Dallas one has these really comfortable Eames lounge chairs.…

My first visit to England was to meet my (now) brother in law, who told me the corner store near his house was called the paki shop. I had no idea what it really meant, just thought it was British slang. I announced to an entire party of my sister's friends & future relatives that I was going to the paki shop for more…

I think the issue is more about when people wear straight up tights that are sheer across the ass and you can see the tag through them. Really, it's an opacity problem that we should be talking about, not a cut issue.

Were? We still do them. Me, husband, toddler. I might get an extra one this year, because I'm expecting and all.

More like painter of light his ass up.

I must know a lot of really dumb people, because they never seem to get it that easily (I usually end up diving into the exceptions for private entities performing government functions, etc.).

I love that she doesn't seem to get the joke, but points for the sarcasm anyway.

Bring on the First Amendment violation claims. Sigh. I get so tired of explaining it.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking...I'm pretty sure no one verified my name on Google+, although it was actually my name.

I wish I could represent these girls for free in a civil trial (if they even do that in NZ? I don't know...). I would love to take these jokers down.