There are so many terrible things happening here.

I love this for a work outfit, but it doesn't seem like it's formal enough to match all the lovely long gowns. But I guess if camo pants are acceptable...

What is even happening here?

It is quite expensive. I could only afford it because I had a scholarship for undergrad. Now that I am still paying for law school, I think I probably would have been better served saving it and putting it towards that instead, but, you know...19. I had zero financial sense at that age.

I changed universities my sophomore year and joined a sorority. I was fully aware that I was paying for friends, but it seemed like a pretty convenient deal. I liked that the social stuff was pre-planned and I didn't have to work hard to make connections. 10 years later, I'm still good friends with many of my sorority…

I was in a large national sorority. There was no one hitting anyone, humiliating one, etc. In fact, pledges weren't even allowed to do the regular house chores that all of the members did out of fear that it would be seen as "hazing." No one drew outlines on my fat, etc. It was all very, very tame. I have no idea what…

I was so confused by this until I saw "Florida and Alabama."

Bingo! I have it now!

She looks a lot more like the other sister here. You know, the one that starts with a "K."

This is really the only part of this wedding I'm interested in seeing. Please let there be 12 angel dogs!!!

I'm still trying to figure out how black-boots make someone Ophelia-like exactly. I think I'm missing something and I'm ok with that.

The starlings disagree and pity your pedestrian tastes.

I'm so glad to hear this. I'm struggling right now with a 2 year old who refuses to wear anything that isn't frilly and covered in sparkles. I don't know how to handle it.

I am the parent that you are talking about. I am not into the princess thing, at all. My two year old loves it. I bought all gender neutral baby items, she's never seen a single Disney movie or princess themed movie, etc. I don't know what to do. She doesn't want to wear anything unless it is covered in sparkles. She…

You remember when she was kicked out of the pumpkin patch for her scandalous photos with Doug? It was only a year ago, but it feels like those pumpkin patch photos have been in my head for at least 2 or 3 years.

I'm mortified on her behalf that she was that excited about Ryan Lochte at all, much less excited enough to tackle him.

I had a scary emergency c-section (and the epidural failed), but after comparing my recovery with my friends' vaginal births, I don't think it was any worse.

Does this baby have mold on his head?

No. It is next to impossible for someone with a difficult first pregnancy to have another baby. No one ever does it. It will be a miraKle if she pulls it off.

He probably felt really proud of himself (herself?) for knowing that. Bless their little hearts.