It seems unlikely that you've been happily married for 25 years, given that your refusal to take his name means that you put yourself above the relationship, you challenge his masculinity on a daily basis, you probably have a terrible sex life, and you're still hanging onto your single life.* Given that, I'm not sure…

My aunt kept her ex-husband's name when she divorced...20 years later, she got remarried to a man with the same last name. She teases him that she actually kept her first husband's name, because she never filed any name change paperwork.

I know a couple who both had issues with their fathers and made their own last name. It was ten years ago and I had never heard of anything like it. I remember being shocked!

That's sweet and made me tear up a little.

You should maybe just auction that thing off. It doesn't sound like you are getting $800 per month enjoyment out of it. Owning a boat is one of my nightmares, but I like having friends with boats.

They can scrap, but they should follow the rules for fighting like girls: wrists should be limp at all times; eyes should be closed and head should be turned while hands are blindly swatting at anything in reach; hair pulling is acceptable. /s

Me too. Except that I couldn't get an IUD because my cervix wasn't big enough to accommodate it. That probably wouldn't have been a problem with a vaginal birth.

I think you mean Kate Middleton.

I don't know. My pregnant ass would probably look pretty hot in some of the ones with floating fish in them at my law office!

I'm not saying I never owned a pair (Jr. Prom!), just in retrospect they were maybe not the best look.

May I suggest "a whiter shade of pale"?

I've gotten two pairs of Tory Burch flats for my birthdays and they are by far the most expensive shoes I've ever owned (they are just over $100 I think). I don't mind spending money on purses, briefcases, or wallets because I use the mess out of them, but shoes just get scuffed and fall out of style way too fast to…

He should have billed himself as a ghost whisperer!

I've got one on myself...the first time I invited my ex-boyfriend over for a home cooked meal, I panicked and bought a rotisserie chicken and put it in a pot in the over and pretended that I made it. He raved about it, for like months after that. I finally confessed about a year later. I don't know why I didn't just…

I had one tell me he was born in Ireland, but raised in the U.S., so he didn't have an accent. About a year later, I was helping him fill out paperwork to join the military and I saw his birth certificate. He was born in Oklahoma. That was only one of several lies (he also completely hid the fact that he got a girl…

Yes, I agree with you about the fact that the color is most likely designed off of white folks' general skin color. Most likely they were trying to split the difference between 001 Porcelain and 005 Dark Beige. I'm slightly darker than 000 Fish Belly, but "nude" can be a frustrating reminder of years of being called…

Well, it doesn't describe all white people's flesh, because I'm whiter than nude. Just like "nude" bandaids. Remember when those clear shoes were popular in the 90's? We could just back to that. I'm kidding. They were hideous.

I had one that posted that ladies should stop "rockin' the George Washington (that ugly low ponytail)" because it's "not hot."

I really was not expecting that answer. I think they must try to find attractive sales people to go do door to door sales or something. It sounds more like a harem. Ew.

You must have better willpower than me. It's hard for me to turn down free booze.