I distinctly remember seeing both black and really bright purple in A&F; however, the last time I went there was in the early 2000s. Or maybe I'm just confusing it with Hollister. That's possible.

One time, I got a margarita at lunch. It was a terrible idea, I was so tired for the whole afternoon. I can't imagine having corporate drinking parties and then being expected to hop back to work. I guess you could always just go pass out at the "distribution center" though.

I don't know anything about the ad world; why is being hot something that's common? Is it basically selling things in person?

Samantha. She's so endearing with her meddling hi-jinx and futile attempts to resist her magic capabilities. She got me through a bout of mono, so she'll always have a special place in my heart.

That is bizarre. I think I just need to teach mine the names of a few more plants so he can diversify his interests a little.

Is God's name a new drug I'm not aware of? I agree, if kids are injecting drugs in their veins, that is a lot worse.

I don't know...I had to make up a rule that my husband cannot use the words "crepe myrtle" in my presence because he says it in a strange way and he's obsessed with them ever since we bought a house...there was nothing left to do but put a ban in place.

Oh, man, I just realized I might be the annoying person in my office because that sounds really funny and I want to do it. Gah!

I agree. Especially considering that many medications are prescribed for off-label uses.

Which mental cases exactly?

The one year old girl in the car was fine, fortunately.

In my imagination, he practiced his "surprise, shock, omg, me?" face like a pageant contestant for weeks before the announcement.

Miley mentoring Bieber explains a lot.

As we like to say down south, "That's tacky."

I don't think she's empathetic. I think she's dredging this all back up to try and get him killed.

Denial is powerful stuff. But, no, I don't have much sympathy for someone willing to perjure themselves over this douche bag.

If the strength is like 10mg, $10 is about right, but they go up to 80mg.

Oh, man, that's rough. Lucky for you that he didn't notice you though.

Yeah...I live in Arkansas, so I feel your pain.

It happened to be in high school, which probably made it even worse, because omg the DRAMA! It didn't work out between them and 13 years later, I'm friendly with them both. I wish I could tell my 16-year old self how it ends...