I was wondering if I should give this show a chance...I'll make that a "no."

I watched the Katy Perry documentary last week (don't judge, I was on a flight back from Asia and there was nothing else) and I think this is BS because that woman never wore a stick of makeup unless her personal makeup artist put it on her. Or maybe that's why it takes her 90 minutes...she doesn't know how to put her…

Weedgardium leviosa!

There is one worse feeling: when your ex moves on quickly with one of your close friends.

Agreed. I laughed out loud, which is a big clue to passersby that I am not doing the legal work that I am supposed to be doing. But, seriously, who puts steak sauce on Wagyu?

I unexpectedly got pregnant two years ago (at 28, we'd been dating 3.5 years). I decided to keep it (against his wishes), but I told my boyfriend at the time that he absolutely did NOT have to stick around and I didn't want him to because I honestly cannot think of a more miserable situation than being with someone…

I've got preggo pee sticks for sale! $50 and I'll forget about all of the ethical implications. Maternity clothes are expensive.

I think they meant that she would accidentally bite down on her tongue while it was hanging from her mouth. That makes a lot more sense.

I'm sure that there are a number of flavors that could be described as purple. But, don't say I didn't warn you! The good news is that the most you will waste is $5.99.

My husband asked me if we could name our child Idris, if it is a boy. No, no we cannot. We are not the people who name their children after celebrities, even if the person does happen to be a really fantastic actor.

I would have to be so drunk to work there. Like, so, so, so drunk. All of the time. I would probably need some pills too. I would be dead in 6 months.

It's really cheap "seasonal wine mixed with fruit flavors." There are currently 15 flavors, according to their website. It's nasty, but at $5 a bottle, it was good enough in high school.

Maybe you take out cash advances on the cc? Usually get terrible interest rates on those though, so that's a really bad call if that's how he's doing it. Then again, if you are pawning jewelry to buy drugs, financial planning may not be your top priority.

I am now slightly worried that my work is tracking my internet searches and is going to be concerned when they see my google searches for "How much does cocaine cost?" and "How much does crack cost?"

She must be, because nowadays we know it isn't safe to feed your family chicken that has been sitting out for a while.

I think you missed the sentences that came before that one.

I'm dual Canadian and American! I went to undergrad in Canada and loved the fact that I could have health care after I fell off my dad's insurance. But, my bipolar stuff came after I moved back to the US and I did not have health insurance in law school. Honestly, that probably prohibited me from going sooner. I could…

Also, you may want to check the side effects of whatever other medications you are taking. If it is a recent development, it may just be a side effect!

I also have ADD. I was diagnosed as a kid, but my parents wouldn't let me take medication. I still did ok in school, but I would have done a lot better if I had been treated. After the bipolar stuff got so extreme that I finally had to see a psychiatrist (and after a voluntary check in to the psyche ward—it was pretty…

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