He’s promising his fans the sun, the moon, the stars, free and instantly:

Currently pregnant, can’t smell electricity, but I can smell man funk from 50 paces.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

But liberals are smug and condescending when they point out these people are idiotic fucknuts.

She’s Ann Coulter’s MiniMe, except instead of smelling like stale cigarette smoke and Chardonnay, she smells of Mystic Tan fumes.

Why are people listening to this person in the first place? We’re giving air time to the next Ann Coulter just because she wants it.

He has a dick, they won’t care.

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.

Disconnection—which most religions DON’T do—is the clincher.

When I left the Catholic Church, my family and friends weren’t required to disconnect from me and pretend I don’t exist.

It doesn’t HAVE TO break new ground. All it has to do is speak the truth about this cult out loud, in front of a very large audience. And then say it again. It needs to be told over and over again. These crooks and their crimes need the light shone on them constantly, without respite.

Can we stop criticizing Mitt for going for SOS? He’s sane, competent, and qualified-qualities sorely lacking in most of Trump’s cabinet picks. Also, he’s at least somewhat willing to criticize Trump, at least enough to completely unhinge Kelly Anne. I take that as a good sign.

So about an hour ago I was running on the lovely canal trail in my city. It’s cold and sunny, a perfect day to run off the angst of the last two weeks. I’m waiting to cross the main four lane street when I see a bunch of vehicles with lights and sirens coming towards the intersection. I thought it was a funeral but…

I remember you. Good for you for taking a proactive stance and jumping ahead to start the proceedings for leaving this sack of shit (he might be depressed but that doesn’t excuse his cheating). I’d just take some time to heal and get your life back on track before having a baby because those are WORK, but you do you…

Separation update! For those of you watching at home, over the past 6 months, I’ve thought my partner was depressed, then he drove our car while drunk several times, then he vaguely hinted that he wanted to break up, and finally a couple weeks ago I overheard him on the phone in the middle of the night, having a fight…

Late season harvest.

I work in a library and got a laugh out of seeing these:

First off, omg your dog is so cute. Second, I love those earrings. Third, your lipstick in on point! Get it, girl.

Mood rn

This is my main reason for quitting. They are clearly dragging it out to maximize ad revenue. This would not have been so apparent 10 years ago, but now, basically every show, even the hits, state their end game timeline. I predict (not so bravely) that this thing will limp along until it doesn’t pull enough eyeballs…