Sometimes it bothers me, like certain sexual positions make me self-conscious, and I have to wear long shirts in case it flops out if I’m reaching up for something. But there’s so many other changes with motherhood that it just kind of blends in. Some bitter to go with the sweet. Many women don’t get any stretch marks…

I’m tall and small-hipped like Amal (wish my hair was like hers though), and I carried twins to 38 weeks. They fucking destroyed my stomach. It now hangs in a large wrinkled mass and when I bend down it separates into two pendulous sacks that resemble a very old man’s balls. I’m sure she’ll get a tummy tuck 6 months…

Boom! Now who’s the ignoramus? Also I can’t deal with people blindly ignoring his obvious efforts at propaganda. That’s dictatorship 101.

I also love Tana French’s books. Her characters are so compelling. I might look into The Secret History now too!

If you smoke like I smoke then you’re high like every day

I bought myself a pot of It Cosmetics Bye Bye Redness concealer. It’s my first time trying it and I just love it! I have dark red blood vessels on my nostrils and it made them disappear. I also got a huge jar of Keihls moisturizer that my skin has been drinking up. Happy New Years, face!

Not at all! It’s what keeps me going! That, and weed.

Right after the election I legit thought that a George Clooney run in 2020 would flatten the Republicans because he looks the part and would be classy and graceful which we’ll all be dying for by then and he’s well spoken and mostly because I’d love Amal in the White House.

Other religions also don’t make you pay to find out their theology through a series of expensive courses. No other religion withholds its beliefs and only releases them for pay. It’s a business, not a religion.

And he’s been treating the media like shit, leaving his the press group behind and making them wait unreasonably. He uses and mistreats the press, and then when they report on his fuck-ups he turns around and blames them. He’s just a tantrum-throwing big baby. The lack of self-awareness among him and his fans is…

Me too, and reading about Kelly Oxford’s tweet that got thousands of women telling their assault stories. I’ve been remembering and revisiting all the times in my life some piece of shit thought he had a right to touch me without my consent. A stranger on the bus, a professor, a boss, a male babysitter. This…

Is he a psychopath? I think he might be a psychopath.

And calling Jennifer Aniston “man-face” and “Maniston”. He can kick rocks.

You should really look at Lainey Gossip. She’s feminist and breaks down stories like a publicist would. Some of her writing is really quite smart.

Him looming behind her, his diverting rants, his gross anus-mouth, his pacing around like a caged jackal... This cheery image about sums him up for me:

Me too folks! My husband is geared up for the Jays game, but I’m so much more excited for this. I’m hoping we’ll get to watch Trump completely implode. Cheers!

You’re confused? When I read this headline I honestly thought she had wiped up a spill or something.

Dammnit I’d just stopped weeping and then I read your comment. It was so lovely.

Exactly. And I don’t understand this “don’t comment and keep scrolling if you disagree” bullshit. Isn’t that why we have comments? Isn’t it a big group discussion? How dull it would be if it was just isolated statement after statement. So people disagree? BFD.

What does that mean exactly? When you hear gossip you can’t choose whether or not to believe it? You are either “Yes ma’am”or else don’t listen to gossip?