Thanks, I enjoyed that read!

The Today show and NBC seem to love giving Trump a pulpit. Maybe they actually want him to win because what a boon to news that would be. Every day there’d be protests, and the Giant Pumpkin would fuck things up daily so there would be so much to cover. Journalism for days. Hillary would just be politics as usual.

Equating the celebrity gossip machinations with sex is a real reach, weirdo. Why do you read this site when it's so abundant with gossip stories? Are YOU contributing to it then? Get your head out of your pseudo-academic ass. I like gossip. Guess I'm a low-brow cunt. You carry on being perfect.

You don’t understand how the celebrity system really works. Stick to your People Magazine, mom.

I like your comment. But so many people don’t seem to get how celebrities like Jennifer Aniston set up paparazzi shots when they have something to sell (like her engagement), but then decry tabloid gossip. It’s cherry-picking.

So why did you read a celebrity article? I bet you avoid all Jezebel stories having to do with famous people. Nor do you ever comment on people's decisions behind their back.

So Taylor Swift calling paparazzi to get shots of her and Hiddleston is part of her art? When Jennifer Garner shows up at paparazzi-laden places like the Hollywood pumpkin patch during her marriage crisis or when there’s a movie to sell is a coincidence? I mean, is that part of their “art”? I wish the distinctions…

This argument celebrities make is so tiresome. They willingly give us photos and details of their life when it suits them, and when it doesn’t they complain. And gossip is human nature. Always was, always will be.

I don’t get why someone wouldn’t want a solid 8-9 hours. I love sleeping. When I tell my kids to take a nap and they revolt I’m like “I’d kill to take a nap!” I feel like a garbage person when I'm not rested.

Thank you. I needed a laugh.

Akin to the jokes in this movie is the persistent wine and mommy-needs-a-drink memes, videos and shit that litter my social media feeds. I’m a stay at home mom who developed a hell of a drinking problem so I’m like the end result of that stereotype. Yes, motherhood is at once banal and difficult and more of us escape…

Fuck that guy... because of his voice? How reasonable. Great debating.

What a great point! Why listen to interesting and thoughtful journalism if you don’t like how a person speaks? Or - the worst - different accents! People should speak exactly the way you want, otherwise why bother listening? It’s not like you could learn anything.

I find their aw-shucks-darlin’ cutesy back and forths irritating as hell, never mind the fucking shiplap. Chip as the lovable goofball and Jo the ever-patient straight man. It seems so phoney in that TV evangelical way.

Well that I can't argue with. I just feel it's like going to a concert and playing Words With Friends which is the only game I know, and that seems lame.

And how her arm instinctively recoils when his hand drops there. He's such a fucking creep.

I give zero fucks about this game, but good for those of you who enjoy it. But what the hell is wrong with actually experiencing a live concert by a legendary performer? What does it say about someone if they can’t cope with being present at such a spectacular experience that they have to dial up a game? It's not like…

Taylor would really benefit from a few months out of view. With her Tommy Hilfigerish Instagram shoots and the colossal eye-roll that has been her and Hiddleston, and now these receipts I’d say we’re at a 100% Taylor Saturation Point.

Pinched. That's the word that comes to mind with Melania

I don't think you're in Cleveland. Check a map.