I jumped, in December. But it took me so long to get there, so many attempts and so much self-hatred. Now I have enough clarity to be terrified of ever going back to the wretch I was. I went to AA a year ago briefly and while it didn’t stick with me I was astounded by the love exchanged between strangers. And I feel…

I was at a group interview set up by my recruitment agency in London, myself fresh off the boat from Canada. Except no one else showed up so it was just me and two obviously disappointed interviewers. To break the ice, I guess, they told me to tell them a joke, and for the life of me I couldn’t think of anything other…

I’ve never played Clue but have been thinking about getting it to play with my 7 year old twins. Is it fun, or a waste of time like Operation?

His movies all seem to bleed together into one. Let’s see, this one will have a male protagonist that’s full of anxiety and stuttering and neuroses and wringing hands, and there’ll be an aloof woman that sleeps with someone way below her level. Why do people keep treating Allen like he’s some goddamn genius that…

I’m not upset, and I sure don't think pregnancy is insulting. But I do roll my eyes every time a tabloid declares Jennifer Aniston or whoever is pregnant because her stomach isn't flat. That's all. Chill.

Please don’t. Bloat doesn’t equal a baby. That’s called having human digestion. Do you think every woman you see walking around with a round belly is up the duff? ‘Cause I've been looking four months pregnant for years.

Yes! Plus some furry large breed terrier to add a touch of whimsy

I think she’ll want to present a perfect Norman Rockwell winter scene with a throwback Christmas, maybe in drafty England so she can wear tartan and wool. She’ll also want to go to the Oscars so this one will make it to March... March 5, 2017 is my pick!

Thanks for that tip! I love following what’s going on with that cult AND needed a new podcast to get into. Am downloading it now.

Wrong! You did lots. Dealing with the heartache and medical invasions is tough. Plus the stress it all puts on your relationship. A heartfelt congratulations and hug from this internet stranger who's been there.

what's it like spending your time looking for Internet fights with strangers? Must be very exciting. Cool hobby, bro.

Thanks, Tips! I have, and this years’ day was great. Shopped on my own and didn't lift a finger. I was more speaking to the generalized ideas of Mothers Day vs Fathers Day and the rituals surrounding them. But I tip my hat to your insightful advice.

I recall reading a blind item that the commenters were certain was her, having a similar freak-out in L.A. when her son was a baby. Poor kid might be one of the many growing up with an emotionally-ill parent. I mean, she's been rumoured to have been dating David Foster, who seems like an all-around Douche on the best…

Your sister sounds very much like Me Ma, a badass Irish nurse who was cold as fuck to us growing up but in a crisis was the One you wanted there - calm, clear-headed, persistent. I've always thought those traits are what make a nurse as essential a public service as a firefighter or cop.

“in the same way that it’s true of many moms that we’d rather be left alone for a few hours on Mother’s Day than round everyone up and go out to brunch.”

I don’t know. I’m a devout reader of Lainey Gossip and while rumours like this abound in blind items and gossip sites, she’s never suggested that there’s a swath of closeted gay celebrities pushing phoney beard relationships. The same talk has happened with Jake Gyllenhall, and I don’t buy it either. The resentful way…

I'm sorry :(. Hopefully tomorrow will be better

Hi there! I'm pretty new myself and was wondering what the Saturday Night Social is all about?

I got to see her when she came to Edmonton a few weeks ago, and she was as mesmerizing and flawless as you described. Maybe it’s all rehearsed performance but either way she told us ours was the coldest concert she’s ever performed and I felt privileged that we’ll somehow stand out to her. Of course she’ll never…

Yes! I love them so much. I only watched RHOBH before finding Bitchsesh, but they got me into RHONY, and it’s changed me. Also, their reenactments are hilarious.