I’m in Canada and a lot of people here called in sick on Wednesday - not because we work with Trump supporters (obviously, it wasn’t our election) but because everyone was do depressed and disappointed for Americans and the world. Not to detract from your experiences and the impact this will have on you, but know that…

On election day this week, I found out that I got an interview with Boeing for a paid internship this summer. I was elated. It is literally the path to my dream job. I was prepared to get smashingly drunk that night to celebrate getting an interview opportunity and seeing the first woman President. We bought champagne…

Me: “I’m tired of comic book movies”
AL: “It is starring Jessica Chastain”
Me: “Shut up and take my money!”

Good lord no. Not if they are all like this one. It’s the best laugh I’ve had since Tuesday.

The president-elect told advisers he wanted to tap Mr. Pence’s Washington experience and contacts to help move the process along

Can you just not click on the articles and instead shut the fuck up?

Fuck off.

nah

Well, hey. Trump may have a blank check to destroy this county for everyone who isn’t wealthy, white and male, but we can all take comfort in the fact that Mitch McConnell will push back against congressional term limits. He’s truly the hero we deserve.

I keep thinking I’m going to wake up.

The most awesome thing about this is how much damage it will do to the people who actually voted for this person.

Thanks for the perspective.

God

I can’t even smoke weed right now because of how fucking upset I am right now.

Where do I sign up to be pushed onto the Subway tracks?

Not white women, no. White media.

Aww. I would have ended this post with

I’m choosing to believe my days blogging about Trump are numbered (I need to for my sanity), so I’m going for broke.

“deliver justice at the ballot box”

Your comment and pic have turned into an unintentional age test. “Holy cow, she really *does* look like Wolfman Jack- cool! AHR-WOOOO!” = Old. “How dare you unclassily mock this woman’s physical appearance!” = Not Old.