I live in Melbourne, Australia where the median house price is $740,000 so I’m constantly screaming “HOW IS THAT MANSION ONLY $200k!!! Australia is bullshit!!” at the tv.

I was an extra on a episode coming out next year. They had a casting call and a local restaurant got in on the publicity. We signed NDA not to discuss. I know the house was purchased beforehand. Everyone from the realtor to the show producers are in on it. All the scenes are manufactured down to them walking into the…

This is fairly old news and has been discussed in length on this website before. With links and interviews. I remember because apparently I’m one of the few who think the Chipper and Joanna have horrid taste. Their design aesthetic is so formulaic it seems bizarre. They aren’t decorators they only do one look.

I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.

ITALY!!! I leave for Italy on December 17th, and will be there until the 27th. It will be my honeymoon, and my fiancé and I are starting in Rome, then going to Orvieto, then Florence, and ending with Christmas in Venice!!! I’m so excited I can hardly stand it, and I NEED TIPS! We have hotels booked, and we’ve ordered…

As a Canadian, I, of course, can’t vote in the US elections that are only a few days away. That being said, if you do live in the USA, then all I want to say is: for the love of God vote!!!!! We simply can’t have somebody like Donald Trump in the White House. I don’t live in your country, but I am genuinely afraid…

“GIMME YER STASH, HOOMAN!!!”

Your point... it is valid. All rapists (or would be rapists) must now wear t-shirts that say Rapey McRaperson. It would really make life so much easier. I was almost going to recommend that bigots and racists wear t-shirts as well, but they already have their “Make America Great Again” hats, so they’re pretty easy…

Is it love, or is it toxic radiation? It’s both, but who cares! (Marie & Pierre Curie)

Reverse mermaid

I found this little girl last night under my car while dressed up as cat.

I am 40 goddamn years old, and I am breaking out like a motherfucker. Does anyone have suggestions for acne products that work well with middle aged combination skin? (Nothing with benzoyl peroxide, please — I bleached spots in enough clothes, towels and sheets when I was a teenager.)

Don’t give a flying hoot if this is TMI but I FINALLY GOT SOME YOU GUYS. AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS. I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HOW TO USE MY LADYBITS, AND NOW I REMEMBER AND IT’S GLORIOUS. DO OTHER PPL KNOW ABOUT THIS????

You don’t need to sound racist yourself by claiming white people have no culture (which is incredibly ignorant) in order to make your point. Just because Amy Shumer is an asshat that needs to go away doesn’t mean you need to sound worse than her.

Except she isn’t talking to us, Amy. You and I are not the ladies that are being called to get in formation.

I feel like she and Lena have repeated several different versions of this apology, for like the last year and a half.

You’re human garbage.

That’s adorable! Never seen a naked girl before, huh? You should try leaving Mom’s basement once in a while. There’s a whole world out there to explore.

He deserves a metal! Upside his head. Repeatedly.