KING BEAUREGARD STYLE CHEDDAR BISCUITS - serves me, make your own

Once you get past the cheddar biscuits, not much reason to hit up Red Lobster. I have never had more tired fish in my life than that stuff they serve up there and I’ve had a fish sammich from the Elks Lodge on Ladies Night.

1. My mama.

I got this.

Which one of these gifs is the big joker?

You “The Big Joker is the Guarantee Joker” nyuckas is wrong, wrong wrong. The Big Joker is the BIG. JOKER.

Way too many 12th generation Irish out there getting super nationalistic on St. Patrick’s day. I already have depression, translucent skin, a short temper, and alcohol issues; I don’t need a day to wallow in all that shit.

YES! I was reading it about 30 minutes ago to my one-year-old and I was like, “Who leaves their two little ones home alone?! And why the fuck is this fish the most sensible one around???!!!”

The Fish in The Cat in the Hat should be at the top of this list. I know, in the cartoon it is voiced by a guy but the book does not assign that fish a gender and I would argue it is the ultimate Lame Bitch.

We are set up to hate the fish, when all it does is point out that we don’t know that cat and he should not be…

OK but nobody does blow and then eats pizza.

I had to pull that move where you cough for a few seconds to cover up because you’re laughing so hard and your office frowns on joy

*raises fist at the desk*

#inwakanda Fox news is on the cartoon channel

#InWakanda none of us fit the description.

nah

Look...hamsters generally fit in pockets. they are SMALL. Of all the shit folks take on planes, she could have fit this one in her pocket, got on the plane, and be done with it.

Eh, fire, heart attack, Jack, blah blah, whatever.

This is true; this is probably also not how I want to be framing a victory, right now.

The Book Thing was destroyed by fire in 2015 but just reopened in the past couple of weeks. Can’t keep a good Thing down! I love Baltimore - I work at Montgomery Park and I can’t wait to go have some of these shrimp and grits, one of my favorite menu options! (Also - sorry to report that DeBois Textiles on Washington…

You are naming all my shit right now! Pete’s Grill has to be one of the best breakfasts I’ve ever had, but really uncomfortable. “Like, I’m sorry I wasn’t a better customer, but please let me come back for more pancakes.”