This is the state cake. How can you be surprised the food is good?

Why am I feeling so attacked before noon? And I don’t even live in Baltimore.

I’m gonna pretend to not be insulted by that.

Welcome to Baltimore, hon! When you finish your talk, stop by Faidley’s in Lexington Market for a crab cake....ijs

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

Oh goody! I was hoping someone would be nice enough to explain away what these women felt. It’s about time men in power got the benefit of the doubt.

You’re really having a ball with this thread. You’re nuts!

Duly noted, but sometimes the lowest-hanging fruit is the sweetest.

Given that the Navy is filled with sea men, the penis seems legit.

I’m just going to leave this right here...

So many men can look you straight in the eye and say they didnt do/say/act something they blatantly did. Women probably can do the same but men really seem to lie with a level of commitment where I think they’ve actually completely compartmentalised what they did. Like they actually don’t remember what they did until…

BITCH I’M GOING! WILL REPORT BACK!!!!

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

Hey man, I’m fine with being barred from owning a gun if it means abusive men are also disarmed.

Yeah, it’s so unfair that men have it so hard. Must be tough.

Oh my god, I can relate to this. Went through his phone when he went to the bathroom cause he had been pretty damn bad about hiding it earlier that day. Bam. Most recent text convo.

Thank you for your service.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

I bet he lists “School of Hard Knocks” as his College.

Jesus Christ this needs to be posted every day on every article about this.