jennybrown
jennybrown
jennybrown

If it was a legitimate shooting, the body has ways of shutting that whole thing down

Yeah, but Rockwell killed it in two great films:

In a prison? Color me shocked.

DNA test the entire staff.  I think that’s what they did when that woman in a vegetative state gave birth.  

Yep, and now the line is shorter! 

Let me be the very first to say: still would.

You know, fear of releasing demonic milk ducks via the hatching of my poison eggs is the main reason I remain childless. Glad to know there’s someone out there who gets it.

I remember those days, when my wife would get clogged milk ducks.  I’d make some hot compresses, and I’d have to chase the little bastards around the living room, finally pinning them down and trying to hold the warm wash cloths and hot water bottles onto the squirmy, squishy little guys. Then after a few minutes, my

right? Docs, mary janes, these, Birks. It was the best time to be a girl foot-wise and I have the non-scrunched up toes to prove it because once I got used to having spacious footwear, I gave up on heels except for shit like weddings and even then I had a backup pair of flats or something.

Yes, and I want them if they come in a size 11.

My husband works out of town for a month or two at a time, so it’s just me and the Lil Birdy. And hell yes, we co-sleep. She watches a cartoon on the tablet in my bed and falls asleep between 9-10p. I crawl into bed 5 hours later and we both wake up at 9a. If she was a kicker, it might not be so easy, but we’ve got

Word. Also, since when is Jez in the business of policing how people (especially women) raise their kids?  Unless she’s hanging them out a hotel window, I couldn’t give a fuck.

I mean if you kill yourselves and your 6 children, that you previously weren’t feeding or taking care of, then you clearly have mental problems. Not sure I need to be a licensed psychiatrist to state that.

Neither Celebitchy nor the Sun are reliable sources to put it mildly. Both Harry and William inherited Diana’s privately owned jewelry and Meghan has been seen wearing various iconic pieces of that collection so she already has some impressive jewelry at hand that she can wear without the Queen’s consent. She was

Praise the Lord and all the powers that be. Her initial charges were outrageous. I can’t imagine how this would have went without that video showing up.

Yet this is the only place I’ve seen it.

The public labeling someone speaking about abuse and airing family secrets as “exploiting a personal matter” is why so many people stay quiet about abuse, rape and incest. Who wants to open themselves up to criticism and questions about one of the most painful periods of their life, especially when they feel they

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

If the image of someone getting rid of books makes you angry, you have clearlynever tried to pack up books for a move.

I’ve always wondered what Cory Booker would look like with a beard.