Mic Cage always looks like he just smelled something bad. Always. 

When my kids were little we had two doubles (maybe queens?) pushed together. Honestly I wouldn’t do it any other way. I slept better knowing they were within arms reach. They slept better knowing that they were safe. It always surprises me that adults who sleep better next to their spouse think that small children…

Having had a clogged milk duct (thankfully never clogged my milk ducks) and the eventual mastitis I would have let Danny Devito unclog it if he was willing to give it a try. 

Yes!!! Please! Now! They were cute but without squishing my toes and thanks to Achilles tendonosis I basically need my heels to be higher than my toes ALWAYS. So good sneakers are ok but flats are absolutely no go. Even my flip flops need a little height. But these babies I can stroll around all day in. How do I know?…

Do not even listen to Sheryl Crow’s Tuesday Night Music Club. Trust me on this one.

Hahahahaha hahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Haha. 

My father (who is single and loves to travel )is in the weird position of having a disease that will undoubtedly kill him in the next couple years but feeling pretty much fine for being 82. Traveling alone is tough for him, his eyesight is not what it once was and his hearing is shot but he still loves to go. I was…

I don’t understand why lab incubators cost $7000 to $12,000 but I will gladly incubate anybody’s eggs for much less! I will rent the whole space out!

Came here to say this!

For what it’s worth, I’ve been gone for 12 years and I still love Baltimore. Centerstage, the Helmand, Lexington Market, the Book Thing, that diner on 25th street where nobody is particularly friendly but the pancakes are so good I don’t care, Holy Frijoles... and I still mourn the Yabba Pot, the best vegan food I’ve…

I don’t know if this is true everywhere but I think maybe poor white people are more into cousins. I know that I grew up with cousins we got to see on holidays and in the summer (at what we called “cousins parties” and also with cousins down the street. I was half grown before I figured out uncle Kenny was not…

What everybody else said. But also this: my bff is pos. His viral load is currently undetectable, he works full time and goes to college full time. His meds are in the neighborhood of $4000 a month. If the state program didn’t cover them he would have to either quit work and go on welfare, Medicare to get them or do…

Well thanks for filling me in on the time frame. I’m not gonna give you the don’t do it, man spiel but I will suggest that you have plenty of time to change your mind. Please don’t get so locked into a plan that you start thinking you have to do it or start ignoring reasons not to do it. Historically that’s the way I…

There is, what I’m told is, a great drag show about a ten minute drive from me every single Sunday all summer long. It’s been going on for the entire twelve years I’ve lived here. And here we are Labor Day Weekend, again, and I still haven’t been because it starts at 10 pm. Starts. At ten pm. I’d really love to go…

P.P.S. I’m guessing it’s just you and me now so fuckit 3026821739 if you want to talk

I’m 47 for what it’s worth. And yeah, I get it. There was a time that I thought the world would get better because it had to and because some of us wanted it so much and we’re willing to work for it so hard and then you realize that the greedy people have always been in charge and probably always will be and the rest…

Hey martiniguy, I’m genuinely interested in how you are doing. Please look me up on Facebook (same name) or instagram @joyflgrrl

Uh... you ok? Need to talk?

Denzel then. And Denzel now. A zaddy forever.

F$&@ing genius!