I will only watch “Revenge Body” if it includes an ‘80's-style montage that includes working out, getting a hair cut, and throwing away/burning photos of the ex. Can Kenny Loggins write a new song?

Beyonce has been brilliant in that she’s a canvass people can project their best vision onto. Up until this past year, she’s been a rather benign performer who, regardless of how one reveres her ability in that regard, has gone out of her way to keep herself as publically blank as possible. There was a period where…

am I bad for thinking that the word “talentless” is too large of a word for Beyonce to use? Dare I say, too eloquent?

And let’s be honest, does anyone actually like truffle? Rich people pretend to because it’s fancy and expensive, but it actually tastes like garbage, so.

Nice to donate meals. Is it just me, or does it seem like it would be better to donate 500 normal meals than 100 fancy meals?

At least you got to cross-stitch. All we did was sell cookies and sing stupid songs. Couldn’t even sing the damn things around a campfire like the boy scouts.

While the Boy Scouts should be inclusive, we’ve known for a while now that it’s an organization run by a bunch of fucking bigots. I feel like a major bitch every time I politely decline buying popcorn or whatever terrible nonsense my friends’ sons are selling for the Boy Scouts, but there ain’t no way my money is…

Way ahead of you there, buddy.

You know, as a nice bit of synergy, this comment works really well when sung to the tune of Elmo’s World.

This is a bad lawsuit and the lawyers involved should feel bad.

Similar to the suit against Cinemark after the Aurora shooting, this seems like another case of scuzzy lawyers taking advantage of a tragedy for cash.

She gets a pass. Until Donald makes her wife #3. :)

I hear Scott Baio’s gonna sing songs from his unfortunately named album, “The Boys Are Out Tonight.”

Anyone who performs for the Trumpsatzgruppen will be forever tainted. Even Donald knows it.

legit question - does anyone not?

The only name I recognized was “Sade.”

I fainted at work once in front of 2 people

Especially as the American right only supports Israel because they think it will magically bring back Jesus, who will in turn get rid of all those Jews.

Just as absurd as a virgin birth, walking on water, multiplying fish and loaves of bread, transubstantiation, and rising from the dead in my opinion. Religions are absurd.

It’s bullshit.