I have a kid and never once found a use for it. I think its purpose is to reveal whether or not a ghost has been in your baby’s room (footprints).

Did you miss the Manson and O.J. series last year, the Menendez brothers special last week, and Patriots Day, in theaters Friday? Yes, it’s a thing.

Serious question, do we think these are real?

I’m bussing in from Worcester!

Same. Also there should be a Jezebel tent with boxed wine and comfy chairs.

I haven’t slept on one, but I can tell you that Consumer Reports thinks they’re garbage, and I once felt one at Bed Bath & Beyond and it was weird and bad.

I read “I made six dozen!” in Billy Eichner’s voice.

I watched all the recent specials, and the Dr. Phil interviews he willingly participated in made him look ten times worse than the CBS series.

You should watch the show Timeless. It’s on network, maybe ABC? Comes back in a couple weeks, you could binge the first 10 episodes on demand.

You gotta switch to Nick Jr., bro.

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You got a problem with Gremlins?

Bobby, that IS a sitcom already! The Comedians, on FX, starring Billy Crystal and Josh Gad. Or maybe it’s cancelled. But it WAS a sitcom.

I’d prefer Wes Craven at this point.

They beat and torture people. That’s not nothin’. And the leader’s wife has been missing for about a decade.

I’m not seeing anything that indicates that she slapped him WITH the pizza.

Thank you!

I’m not even the person who did it, but I’m the embarrassed party. My son (age 7) is obsessed with screen time, and had been going through a good behavior drought, so last weekend, when he’d been good for a couple days, we relented. He watched TV in the morning, and then kept pestering for video games. I said he could…

I’m having an existential crisis over this post. It’s simultaneously beautiful and revolting, kind of like the TV series “Hannibal.” You’re my winner .

*Jon