She was hoping she’d be free of him November 9th. Instead, she’s stuck for another 4-8 years.

What is there going to be an “involuntarily childless” movement that preaches men’s right to procreate despite no women wanting to procreate with them?

I’m not at all surprised that there are disgusting creeps who will use hypnosis to sexually assault women. But on the other hand, I am absolutely surprised that hypnosis is real. I always thought it was a sham.

You can become a cat like Kevin Spacey.

I’m calling bullshit. Not because cell phones - including iPhones - can’t explode. Any lithium battery can go into thermal runaway and burn up. But probably not in this case.

I’d take Camacho over Trump. At least he eventually listened to the smart guy in the room.

“youthful mistakes”

“...registered sex offender and realtor Todd Kohlhepp...”

Is that on his business cards?

Moral of the story: background checks are non-existent if you wanna become a realtor in SC!

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

I will sometimes bring up the facebook profiles of the kids who tormented me so I can laugh at their miserable tiny lives, and remember that this is just an extension of how miserable and tiny their lives were back then.

I remember being taught in kindergarten to do it like this. I also remember though that you were supposed to wash your hands almost as frequently as you might cough. Which, actually might be fair enough since sick ass people should be stay and not be in public anyway. And while for some people it isn’t their fault…

You’re Taylor Swift’s friend, constantly seen, but never noticed.
You are an oft-glanced at question mark, a nobody in the spotlight.
This is your one chance to break free of your glass cage, to be seen as your own unique, individual, powerhouse of ideas.

You dress as a sexy cat.

How do I dare to be Mexican and not to like a stereotypical costume which is used to make fun of my nationality?

I fucking hate pickles. Their pungent smell, their bitter sogginess. Ewww.

#andNOthispostisNOT’shading’anyonebecauseimnotelevemyearsoldimeanseriously

Even though I watched this live when I was a kid, I don’t remember the absolutely amazing photoshop job that made Aretha Frankling look like Toni Braxton.

And God, Shania looks like Marisa Tomei.

Yes, Chelsea is just pretending to smile from ear to ear when she talks about her mom and what she means to her. /s

Yeah, she’s always seemed sort of messy to me. Like constitutionally unable to get/keep her shit together in her personal life. I thought maybe she’d put all the pieces together with Nick Cannon, then that went to shit.

Am I the only one who thinks Mariah seems more like an adult baby than a “Queen”?