What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

As the mother of an almost 10 year old I want a time machine to go and punch that teacher right in the fucking face.

Makes me sad that your teacher was unwilling to help you :( 10 years old! If I had been your teacher, I would have thought of... something!

Oh heck, why didn’t your teacher help you? I am mad at them and just want to hug 10 year old you.

Hahahaha, could be. Back around Christmas, I had made a comment on Reddit and a user there replied with... “Mom?” I just thought it was a joke and a minute later, my son was in my doorway and asked, “Do you use Reddit?” Oh, man. The internet is a small place sometimes.

Tequila is the Regina George of liquor: it acts like it’s your friend, and then it STABS YOU IN THE FUCKING BACK.

Story 1: So, let me offer the following backstory: I’m lactose intolerant. That’s it, that’s the whole backstory.

It was at the EIFFEL FUCKING TOWER.

Screw it, I’m not even gonna make a burner for this. I have no shame. Also I have more stories for this particular pissing contest because my line of work lends itself to it but I’ll stick to this one.

my dad is a big jerk. my mom was taking her engineering exam thing (PE exam or something???) and it was in SF. he drove her. as it was at 8am, and traffic into SF is hellish, they had to leave very early and loaded up the kids in the back of the car, seats down, blankets and pillows piled it. it was sort of fun. so…

When I was in my late teens I got really drunk and hooked up with some rando. I was doing the subway ride of shame home (still wearing my short skirt and heels from the night before) when I was overwhelmed with nausea. I got off at the next stop and started puking in the nearest garbage can. In mid-puke I hear my name…

Though I would much prefer if our state governments would just use smart law-control practices and avoid these laws from even happening in the first place.

I miscarried at 5 weeks in September. At that stage, it’s pretty much a normal, if heavier than average, period. This law would have me keep all the tampons and pads and bury them behind the church? It’s absolute lunacy.

It was to try and close those two clinics and for no other reason than that.

now let’s repeal the hyde amendment

i don’t understand the public school law...like, do they think the doctors are gonna get confused and try to abort a kindergartner?!?!

I love it when the courts perform late term abortions on laws that clearly pose a danger the lives of mothers everywhere.

tbh the fact that she doesn’t want to be president makes her even more qualified in my mind

But like, can she just give everyone a pep talk every morning telling us we are great and that everything is going to be okay?