Okay, now the Trump campaign has made me like an E.L. James tweet. THAT’S ENOUGH!

Hey, it’s Tea Lizard! Yay!

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Lol what? She lost her career?? That analysis isn’t based on any sort of fact just feeling, just like Nikki’s double standard above (plenty praised her for her anaconda, plenty criticized Kardashian).

Thank you for pointing this out. Kraxberger was already pregnant when she accepted the job and therefore wasn’t protected AT ALL. She should be happy to have a job to come back to let alone a paid leave! My grief has nothing to do with the politics of it all, just me being bitter as I returned to work last week after…

The pumpkin doesn’t ripen too far from the vine.

The federal government currently guarantees twelve weeks of unpaid maternity leave

I could be wrong, but i’m begining to think Ivanka Trump may not be a very good person.

You might even say, they need to carry this to term.

This and also Ethridge’s claims that Jolies “Fixer” contacted her after an interview with Andy Cohen makes me believe Jolie’s after EVERYONE.

didn’t Perez get famous by poorly doodling jizz and coke on celebrity pictures, particularly women? Not terribly upset at the prospect of Angelina suing him. He sounds particularly man-babyish in that message.

What has Perez put out that no one else has, for them to even care about him enough to send a notice?

I propose that we rename this article of clothing the “Vulva Bow Blouse.”

i’m immeasurably sorry this happened to you, cew-smoke, if theres ever anything i can do that might move your restore faith in humanity meter even one iota, just say so, and it will be so.

Back when we both lived in Asheville, I shared a gyno with Ms. MacDowell and for TWO YEARS IN A ROW I had the appointment right after her. It’s the closest I’ll ever come to having sex with a celebrity.

oh, someone went ahead and did it already, it is awesome!

screams

I just posted this on another article, but I’m gonna repeat it.

Yeah people should take advantage of all the heat on Trump. Clean the skeletons out of their closet while nobody is paying attention.