Trump really fucking sucks.

You probably get NH ads because a lot of New Hampshirites work in Massachusetts (like my parents). (I don’t live in NH anymore, but I know what you’re talking about.)

It seems that way.

Lol!

I read AND listened to her book several times. I love that story. And she knows she nailed it, which is the best part.

Whenever I see “Buca di Beppo” I think that “Beppo” is the Marx Brother’s long lost Italian 1/2 brother.

he is not verified billionaire.

• Christina Aguilera once “called a staffer from the other end of the house to get something like a towel that was mere feet away from her.”

I miss “Wrong Answers.”

I remember when this all started. I was (and still am) so very confused. It is nearly impossible that the name was a coincidence, yet I don’t understand why Hasbro would choose Faulkner to model a toy after. Was it some weird nonsensical jab? Why did she get so insulted? Who the hell is she? The entire ordeal seemed…

Get it? He choked at the debate, he’s plastic, and he’s a threat to our children.

I know, right?

What would happen if a woman wore... flats?!?! Would the world implode?

You should hear my Fox News obsessed parents sneer when I mention that my daughter’s school lunch offers fruit and veg every day. “Oh that’s Michelle Obama’s doing, no doubt.” Like how they’ve managed to criticize her for WANTING CHILDREN TO EAT WELL makes me fucking insane.

That should be illegal. Straight up fucking illegal.

Someone started a rumor on Snapchat yesterday that clowns were coming to the school where I work. The kids came in at the beginning of the day scared about it. Then, during lunch, the damn fire alarm went off because someone left their food in the microwave too long. The kids all fucking panicked, several kids had…

Shut up! Her emails killing Vince Foster in Benghazi cancel all those things out!!

We’re due for a Popular reunion.

Thank you, sweet tagging Prince.