He also married her because she got her ass knocked up. He has probably spent a lot of time thinking of Tiffany as what Marla used to blackmail him into marriage.

He is the king of projection. Every time he levels something against Hillary I now just assume he is talking about himself. “Hillary’s Foundation is shady!” (but his has actually broken the law) “It’s pay-to-play!” (sort of like that bribe you forked over to Bondi), “She doesn’t have the look to be President!” (stands…

Ooh ooh pretentious name suggestions. If it’s a boy they should name him Clementine.

*pedant alert*

Oh Lord, that reminds me of a past pissing contest where a woman was using an outhouse type bathroom in remotest Asia and a PIG SNIFFED HER ASS. It was just hanging out in the poo trench waiting for more shits!

For people who are wondering what the bar is, it’s called the Gold Spike. It’s off the strip in the Fremont. They also have a Harry Potter themed bar in Fremont too.

I stalked Ted to a men’s room door in NH to get an interview. And I got it. Teach you to take a piss in New England motherfucker.

A MRA watching for trans people.

This has to be a lie, because your corpse wasn’t discovered in a burning wood-paneled station wagon in northern California.

A catio/cat yard/cattery is at the top of my upcoming big projects list. I have a ridiculous number of kitties (12) most are outside, some are in/out, and two are blind so inside only except under very close supervision. I have a temporary fence from plastic construction fencing that a I put up for their yard time but…

I’ve always been extremely proud to fly the flag for British rock music

My two just knew to line up at their own bowls somehow, and they had 2 foster moms and an adoptive family (who gave them back) before me, plus time in several shelters -- I have no idea how they learned to be so orderly. They were total maniacs at feeding time when I first brought them home, yet once the bowls were on…

When I was 9, my mom took me to classes called “the body shop” where I learned how to restrict my calories and dress in dark colors to look skinnier - I had a workbook and homework and everything. When I was 16, my grandfather informed me that I needed to lose weight “for the good of the family.” Over the years, I…

Yes to both.

Some folks have brought up the idea that Miss Universe is strictly about looks and it’s in her contract not to gain weight in the year she’s crowned and so it’s like dishonoring every other contract, etc.

Newt’s also very self unaware. He regularly attacks people for infidelities (like Bill Clinton in the 1990s), when he cheated on at least two wives-- both of whom were sick. Him talking about a woman gaining weight fits that pattern. Newt is apparently unaware that he looks like porky pig

I’ll take the low road. A headline that said he was found dead after a neighbor reported the smell wouldn’t cause me any stress.

Hope you all enjoy this vid of me.

No one’s as irrationally confident in their looks as fat white dudes. Like, they’re always the loudest critics of other people’s looks, particularly women’s.

I never believed Armisin was portraying a transgender woman in that sketch, just playing a woman. Both leads of the show play opposite genders in different characters. Did others have a different take on this?