I would have shrieked aloud with derisive glee. Definitely a “worth getting kicked out” moment.

I know the audience wasn’t supposed to react. Which makes great sense and is sound policy. But the derisive laughter when Trump insisted his temperament was his strongest point was kind of a delicious guilty pleasure.

I’m still stunned from the moment Trump doubled down on the concept of turning our armed forces into global mercenaries “we defend them? Let them pay for it” to the point that Hillary felt the need to turn to the camera and reassure other countries that no, contrary to what Orange Cheeto just said, the US will uphold…

super hella fragile racist extra #Bragadocious

I mean, if half the candidates aren’t going to take the debate seriously, why should the audience?

Trump spent all weekend cramming for the debate.

When they first showed the panel of undecided voters I screamed at the TV “you mean panel of fucking idiots!”

I loved watching Trump tie himself into a Gordian knot trying to explain his stances on his tax returns, support for the Iraq war, and birtherism.

No, clowns ruined clowns. You cannot time travel to a time where people are not afraid of clowns because they are inherently scary.

i, until recently, owned a pair of crocs that i used when gardening. this did not come up in conversations with thetallbrunette until a month or so ago. when it did, he screamed at me, “THIS IS NEED-TO-KNOW, DEALBREAKER SHIT” and had to take a lap around the yard.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

I predict Brad will reunite not with Jennifer but with Gwenyth Paltrow. Angelina will break up another marriage but this time it will be either a European director with UN ties or a diplomat. Either French or Italian. The kids will split between the two parents. Half will hate Brad. The other half will hate Angelina.…

If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over Marion Cotillard, turn to page 32. If you think Brad and Angelina were fighting over moving to Syria, turn to page 45.

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

agreed, totally. now, i’ve rented my fair share, mind you...

Good Morning,

Selling someone’s ashes is an action that I would have probably spent the rest of my life assuming was illegal if it wasn’t for the Capote story.

“I believe that both candidates have the intention of making the country a safer and stronger place for every American, they just have different ideas about how we get there.”

I believe that both candidates have the intention of making the country a safer and stronger place for every American, they just have different ideas about how we get there.