I understand it was a strained metaphor; my fault for equating a body part to a disposable home item. I suppose my central thesis is something like this: is there anything within your house/apartment you use and scrub semi-regularly that you would instead feel AS comfortable “washing” it by a gentle cascade of soapy,…

It was one of the first things that came to mind for me, too. That was a great episode. Screw the haters, my son and I watch TTG regularly and love every minute.

If you’re asking whether a Christian organization is taking money from its believers, I think you already know the answer.

She has a vagina, a black son and husband, a trans step-mother, and is Armenian (and identifies with a group who were forced into slavery and murdered in part because of the intolerance of the ruling power).

This is a smart strategy: if Hillary wins she can say “Of course I voted for her! Please invite me to the White House soiree so I can show off the the First Buttocks.” If Trump wins, she can say “Of course I voted for him! Please invite me to the Trump White House and Casino as a special tie-in episode between Keeping…

If I were your sister, I’d be worried about leaving my kid with the MIL for fear that she would look the other way while “Michael” treated him horribly.

After seeing so many people say they don’t wash their legs. But, really, y’all motherfuckers need Jesus. And soap. Lots of soap.

One time my husband and I went out for our anniversary and a couple was seated in a booth next to us. We were at an expensive and nice local steakhouse. We begin to order as they file in and by the time they bring our wine, they have taken out a photo of we’re guessing their adult daughter (an 8X10). I think this…

This sounds like laziness. If you’re going to be in the shower why wouldn’t you also wash your legs? It takes like 20 seconds.

That’s disgusting. Seriously, wash your feet. They are cesspools of bacteria, and no, “gravity” bringing the soap water down isn’t enough. That’s how things like Athlete’s Foot and other foot and toenail infections spread.

I mean, I don’t sit there and scour them like I’m trying to get caked-on grease off my good frying pans (unless, of course, I was doing something like wandering through a muddy area), but I do use a washcloth and soap on them.

Whatever, lady. Being afraid of clowns and dolls is so basic, everyone’s doing it. I’m only scared of antique wind up cars now.

Water falls on your legs while you shower so why bother getting down there with soap?

You’re being really presumptuous by assuming that this man is mentally ill. Some people are just plain weird, with no mental illness.

I can only imagine what the flight attendant was thinking when they had to explain to this guy that his doll wasn’t a real person and he shouldn’t have put her name and birth date on a plane ticket. That is a rough way to start your work day.

Of course its mocking, its fucking WEIRD and creepy. Sure there are “all kinds of people” out there. Doesn’t mean they’re absolved of being judged for bizarre abnormal behavior.

Still better than the time I was on a flight from Atlanta to Seattle and the deaf woman next to me wanted to talk about how much she loved Jeaus. Putting on headphones wasn’t going to be a deterrent to her passing little slips of paper onto my tray table every 3 minutes.

HA everyone if you haven’t been to the Creation Museum outside of Cincinnati it is a fucking laugh. For the first twenty minutes anyway, until all the people there start getting pissed at you and you realize that there are in fact people in the world who do believe that the mannequin of Adam holding a stuffed penguin…

Shhh....Lady please, ALWAYS BE NICE TO THE DOLL!!!!!!

Only because I just saw it on tv but teen titans go has a pretty good one that made me chortle. Frogger, Zelda, pacman, and Mario are all referenced.